Hullo there. domokun
So I wen't to church yesterday for a confirmation meeting. if you weren't there, (Sucks to be you) This is what happened. 3nodding
Ok. So I got there at church. And i held the door for some dude. Then when I got in, I saw Natasha. whee So we skipped and pranced all the way to the Mcdonald room. Blahblahblah. Then Megan and her cousin comes in the room. Her cousin is really nice.
But I forgot her name. stare Then Pablo's MOTHA comes into the room with pablo.
HOLY CRAP PABLO'S HAIR WAS SMOOTH.
LIKE ELVIS SMOOOTHHH. And like when his mom was like looking for someone behind me and natasha, I was like
OOOHHSHHTTTT :GONK:
Yes. So I swore.
Big deal.
Anyways, Pablo just stood in the corner like a little emo boy. Then Franz comes in. He sees Pablo. They go party in the other side of the room. The crappy thing was, was that Jessie and Xania weren't there. emo Anyways, so for 1 hour we listened to a retarded priest. He was like
IF U WANNA GOO TO HEAVENN YOU GOTSA WANT TOOO, b***h!!1!1!
Well, Thats what he should of said. So. There was this dude. Sitting infront of us. Drinking Pop. We named him Jesus man. Because he was like drawing crosses and whatever everywhere on his paper. (He looks atleast 20) And theeennn, HE BENT OVER AND WE SAW HIS UNDERWEAR. XD AND GUESS WHAT. IT WAS BLACK AND HAD SKULLS ON IT. So much for 'Jesus Man' cool Blah Blah Blah. More listening to the dumbass priest.
AND THEEENNNNNN IT WAS TIME 4 RECONSILLIATISHUUNNN cool
(Where all the fun starts) domokun
So, we were told to go sit down in the pews and 'think' about our sins. We didn't really do that. Cause like, We had a Mary Hanley Bench. And Natasha, Megan+Cousin and Franz were sitting in it. But not Pablo. So we forced him to come sit with us. Etc. And then he brings over 2 of his older friends from his old school or whatever. 1 was a girl, 1 was a boy. The boys name was blake.
So we wouldn't shut up. Blake said that Franz thinks that we are gorgeous. Nothanks. Andthen like; Pablo's like; HEY DESSIIREEEEE! BLAKE LIIKKEEEZZ U!!!1!! surprised Etc.
So It was time to confess our sins. We didn't know what line to go to. xD
So we went to Father 'Neko' biggrin (OMGDESIREEMAKEAJOKE) And while waiting in line, I saw my crush from my old school. surprised He didn't really see me though. -____- Anyways. So. I liked Blake. I was like: I WANTZZZ TOO FLIRRT!!1!!I WANTZ TO BE A SLUTT TODAYZZ1!!!!!1 Looolll. Yes. And then when Like Franz told Blake that I liked him, Blake was like: I KNOW SHE DOES CAUSE IM CUTE. cool
THAT MADE NATASHA LAUGH SO MUCH.
But It was the last word I ever heard from him gonk
So. Blake left. We were still waiting in line for father 'Neko'. Franz was like BREAK A LEGG!!1!!! to everyone. Etc etc. Then It was my turn. surprised So i wen't in. And said all my sins. i had to say 3 our fathers and 3 hail marys. surprised DAMMIT. I'VE BEEN BAD. Lol. So I prayed. and then when Franz was lin confessing, I wanted to peek and see what he was doing. So I leaned into the curtains. AND I HIT MY HEAD ON THE GLASS. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. And then Some blonde Chicks behind us were laughing too. mad D I guess confessing makes me stupid. BUT IT LIKE MADE A HUGE BOOIIIIINNNGGGGGG! SOUND. HAHAHAHA. heart Lol. So when Franz got out I asked if he heard a boing noise. He said no. =[
Well. LOL.
So Franz left. Buhbye.
And we all Went to the main entrance and phoned our parents. I had to use Tasha's phone because I don't have one and i'm such a loozer. domokun
So our parent's picked us up.
THEEE END b***h.
MINDYOU, I SWORE ALOT IN CHURCH.
AND I HAVENT SAID ANY SWEARS YET. blaugh
I think.
DAMMIT, I WANT TO SEE BLAKE&BRADLEY AGAIN.
s**t.
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