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READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN I WAS LITTLE...*funny*
when i was little...
-i flushed my toys down the toilet 4 entertainment
-i used the bathroom for sooooo long and my cousin needed 2 so she had 2 poop in a bag...we showed everybody in the house the "poo-zoo"
-i tried 2 grow flowers in the sink...hehe
-i wiped my boogers on my brother and he wiped his butt cheek on my head
-i tricked my cousin brian into smellin my brother's fart...he cried arfer wards
-my cousin's dog ate poop( mine does 2...hehe)
-i was locked out of my house cuz we fergot the key...so we sneaked into the backyard but then i realized i needed 2 poop...so i pooped and i couldnt wipe my but...so i washed it...hehe its gross...i used my bare hands...
-i licked my own foot for nothing even though the sed i was gunna get a lollipops
-i dared myself to pick my nose and eat the boogers..and i did it...
-i got a grape for licking the bottom of my shoe...
-i made a myspace account but didnt use it..
-i farted on my cousin as he walked by
-i tickles my grampa's feet when he was sleeping
-i used my gramma's head as a toy car track...
-i made it look like i kicked my frend in the nuts but didnt and he fell down
-i pooped in my pants while crying(my brother made me cry...the first cry was kinda a grunt)
-i kissed the tv whenever a guy showed up
- i never stopped watching the flinstones movie
-i made a drink out of coke and sunkist and my mom thought i was drinking red wine...(my cousin helped me make it...)
-i cried only becaused my cousin cried..
yep...thats all i remeber sooo....ill add more if i can think of any...
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