*o poor Positive. i can just imagine what Negative is doing to her. what, this is Negative im talking about. whatever i conjure up in my head, Negative has probably done something a thousand times worse.... eek
HANG IN THERE POSITIVE!!!!!!!*
Security: boss?
*o hi there.... sweatdrop um... did u find Positive or Negative yet?*
Security: not yet boss but we did find this
*what is it?*
Security: um... im holding it in front of you...
*well dud you idiot. i can see but whoever is reading this cant. so youll have to describe it.*
Security: is anyone reading this boss?
*dont remind me*
Security: anyway, its a can of spagetti sauce boss. one of our officers was hit in the head with it this morning. if you open the lid and look inside, you can see messages written on the inside in the sauce.
*i see. did you investigate the place it fell from?*
Security: yes boss. all we found was leftover spagetti on plate. the eater was obviously a sloppy eater.
*i see... whats written in the can?*
Security: a few things boss..
*... well go on read it*
Security: o right. *ahem*
"help... save me... hungry... torture... spagetii tastes bad... no snacks... too loud... cold... hot... melting... lonely... insane... i love you... ahhhhhh... tired... dumdedum... i miss my anime and mangas"
and the rest is hard to read boss.
*thats a lot of writings*
Security: well it is the largest can of spagetti sauce in stores, boss.
*i see. well carry on*
Security: yes boss.
*and so it continues. what odd messages.*
to be continued...
Kooro-sama Community Member 
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