One day a kid needed to know the first five letters of the alphabet. So he asked his mom who vwas cooking. she cut her finger with the knife.
MOM: ****
He wrote it down and went to his older brother.
Older Brother:Shut up!
Then he went to his dad and he was watching football. when he asked..
Dad:72! 72!
then to his grandpa.
Grandpa: MY a**'S ON FIRE!
Then his younger brother.
Younger Brother:ba da ba da BA Batman!!
The next day at school..
Teacher ask the boy what the first leter is..
Boy ****
Theacher confused ?WAH?? what did you SAY?
Boy: SHUT UP!
the boy gets sent to the principals office.
Pricipel's office
Principle:So how many spanking do you want?
Boy: 72! 72!
After 72 spankings
Principle: how od you feel know?
Boy: MY a**'S ON FIRE!!
Principle: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??!!
Boy: ba da ba da BA BATMAN!!!!
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