1. ninja
I gathered some facts about them: from google
1.Ninja don't sweat.
2.Bullets can't kill a ninja.
3.Ninja invented skateboarding
4.Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.
5.Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.
6.Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.
7.Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.
8.Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.
9.Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.
10.Ninja invented the internet.
11.Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.
12.Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.
13.Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.
14.Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.
15.Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off 16.the winners head before they have time to gloat.
17.Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.
18.Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.
18.Lack any personality
19.Wear headbands
20.Fight skillfully with any object
21.Can remove a spleen in one swift motion
22.Live in your house secretly for days
23.Can remove their shadow if needed
24.Hurl shurikens
25.Go anywhere they want instantly
26.Catch bullets in their teeth
27.Kill themselves if they make a noise
28.Can run 100 miles on their hands
29.Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2
30.Have cool words like Seppuku
31.Are masters of disguise
32.Can hover for hours
33.Flip out and kill everything
34.Are completely self-sufficient.
35.Split planks vertically with their nose
36.Can hide in incense smoke
37.Kill people.
38.Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.
39.Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.
40.A Samurai is NOT a ninja.
41.Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.
42.If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.
 Shinakyo Yami · Sun May 06, 2007 @ 06:13pm · 7 Comments |
