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Godly Items
0 = Flying Nimbus (Pet and Summon Healing)
1 = Defiled Relic (Creates any version of Ultimate Evil Weapon Clarent)
2 = Potion (Restores 15% health upon use)
3 = Whetstone of Water (Basic whetstone that applies weak water attack for next hit)
4 =Antidote (Removes poison and disease)
5 = Whetstone (Restores Sharpness by +2)
6 = Defector's Pentagram (Take half dmg from Holy or Good attacks)
7 = Tome of Acedia (Special Tome weapon)
8 = Heart of Bahamut (Demonic Component)
9 = Cloud of Raijin (Petm deals lightning dmg upon summon)
10 = Book of Combinations Good (Raises craft +4 for natural combinations)
11 = Honey (Natural Component)
12 = Blue Mushroom (Natural Component)
13 = Charm of Luck (Adds +4 base luck)
14 = Shields of Temperance (Tarot Dual Shields weapon)
15 = Oddbug (Natural Component)
16 = Horns of Ares (Fire Zodiac Component)
17 = Rope of Hanged Man (Tarot item, eternal extending rope)
18 = Herb (Restores 5% health)
19 = Zenni bag (Amount varies)
20 = Hormones of Virgo (Earth Zodiac Component)
21 = Whetstone of Earth (Basic whetstone that applies weak Earth dmg next hit)
22 = Potion (Restores 15% health)
23 = Braincharm (Grants +2 Int while wearing it)
24 = Heart of the Underdog (Doubles rank use in weapons until rank 7 of weapon)
25 = Cool Drink (Unaffected by environment heat)
26 = Gem of Rain (Strong Water Gem)
27 = Blue Mushroom (Natural Component)
28 = Rock (Just a rock it's sooo rare that I want one)
29 = Armor of the Defiled (Universal Evil Armor)
30 = Herb (Restores 5% Health)
31 = Oddbug (Natural Component)
32 = Kelbi Horn (Natural Component)
33 = Honey (Natural Component)
34 = Trident of Leviathan (Pet, deals water dmg upon summon)
35 = Whetstone (Restores sharpness by +2)
36 = Ancient Mail (BladeMaster Armor)
37 = Whetstone of Ice (Basic whetstone that applies weak ice dmg on next hit)
38 = Empress Veyebe Scepter (Tarot Scepter weapon)
39 = First Aid Kit (Heals 10% health upon use can be used twice)
40 = Gem of Zeus (Strongest Lightning Gem)
41 = Herb (Restores 5% health)
42 = Nutrients (Natural Component)
43 = Immunizer (Natural Component)
44 = Hierophant Papal (Tarot Tiara equipment)
45 = Pickaxe (Can be used to mine materials)
46 = Glaive of Gula (Special Glaive Weapon)
47 = Armorcharm (Gives user +1 AC while wearing it)
48 = Powercharm (Gives user +2 Str while wearing it)
49 = Mega Demondrug (Component)
50 = Transparent Mantle (Universal Mantle)
51 = Mega Armorskin (Component)
52 = Center of Gravity (60% to taunt enemy)
53 = Muscles of Taurus (Earth Zodiac Component)
54 = Paintball (Tracks monsters)
55 = Dung (Natural Component)
56 = Whetstone of Fire (Basic whetstone that applies weak fire attack for next hit)
57 = Blank Sheets (Using fire to read it grants new secret songs for Hunting Horns)
58 = Mega Dash Juice (Grants user infinite stamina for 3 of their turns)
59 = Envy & Kindness (Grants full benefits to both weapons)
60 = Dung (Natural Component)
61 = Die of Second Chance (Allows one re-roll of any kind per week)
62 = Gem of Tsunamis (Strongest Water Gem)
63 = Atom Suit (Allows user to shrink to the size of a mouse or double size freely)
64 = Axe of Perun (Special GreatAxe weapon)
65 = Document of Proficiency (Raises weapon rank by 1)
66 = Statue of Cerberus (Pet, deals fire dmg upon summon)
67 = Dung (Natural Component)
68 = Mellow Liquid (Turns Good or Evil weapons into Neutral weapons)
69 = Talisman of Charisma (Monsters less likely to Attack you, better prices, etc)
70 = Chalice of Valhalla (Component)
71 = Arms of Gilgamesh (Wearing it grants the user the ability to use extra weapon)
72 = Torch of Black Flames (Grants all allies Darkvision, can be used as a weapon)
73 = Gem of Gusts (Strong Wind Gem)
74 = Eye of Secrets (Can find hidden passages, can also track footprints)
75 = Soul of Ultima (Godly Component)
76 = Cestus of Ira (Special Cestus weapon)
77 = Potion (Restores 15% health on use)
78 = Dash Juice (Restores stamina back to max)
79 = Anklets of Stealth (Never Fail a Stealth check)
80 = Fur of Capricorn (Earth Zodiac Component)
81 = Fang of Fenrir (Special GreatSword weapon)
82 = Horseman of War (Gauntlet Weapons)
83 = Armor of Vacancy (Universal Neutral Armor)
84 = Book of Combinations Decent (Grants +2 craft for natural combinations)
85 = Shadow of Moon (Tarot item, creates shadow puppet of user)
86 = Whetstone of Dragon (Basic whetstone that applies dragon on next hit)
87 = Gills of Poseidon (Allows user to breathe underwater)
88 = Claws of Survival (Never fail Climb checks and +10 climb)
89 = Hot Drink (Unaffected by the effects of the cold by environment)
90 = Ultimate Potion (Heals all health and removes any current and future diseases)
91 = Antidote (Removes poison and disease)
92 = Everlasting Jerky (Restores 5% health and 5% every turn until 3 turns pass)
93 = Mega Potion (Restores 25% upon use)
94 = Phoenix Feather (Restore an unconscious ally by to 1 HP)
95 = Dung Bomb (Halves Fortitude save of monster)
96 = Perfect Whetstone (Permanent Whetstone)
97 = Gem of Sickness (Weakest Status Gem)
98 = Shock Trap (Can be used to trap monsters for 0/1/2 turns)
99 = Whetstone (Restores Sharpness by +2)
100 = Transparent Pallium (Universal Pallium)
101 = Nutrients (Natural Component)
102 = Basic BladeMaster Weapon (Random BladeMaster common weapon)
103 = Silver Egg (Component)
104 = Gem of Plague (Strongest Status Gem)
105 = Pickaxe (Mines minerals)
106 = Flexcharm (Grants +2 Dex while wearing it)
107 = Holy Water (Turns Evil and Neutral weapons into Good weapons)
108 = Golden Egg (Component)
109 = Basic SpellCaster Weapon (Random SpellCaster common weapon)
110 = IOU (Haha sucker)
111 = Paintball (Tracks monsters)
112 = Bag of Zenni (Varies in amount)
113 = Ancient Gears (Gunner Relic)
114 = Mane of Leo (Fire Zodiac Component)
115 = Nine Lives (Has 9 uses, prevent going below 1 each use)
116 = Bag of IOUs (The ultimate ******** you)
117 = Scope of Accuracy (Increases Base Attack Bonus by +5)
118 = IOU (Have you seen my bag of IOUs?)
119 = Negative Zone (Reverses turn orders)
120 = Philosopher's Stone (For Alchemists)
121 = Fountain of Youth (Grants double health to wielder)
122 = Gem of Chills (Weakest Ice Gem)
123 = Herb (******** it)
124 = Pride & Humility (Grants full benefits to both weapons)
125 = Gender Potion (Changes gender upon use)
126 = Scales of Pisces (Water Zodiac Component)
127 = Might Pill (Grants user +6 Str for 3 of their turns)
128 = Basic Fighter Weapon (Random Fighter common weapon)
129 = Za Fool (Tarot Hunting Horn weapon)
130 = Gem of Breezes (Weakest Wind Gem)
131 = Dung Bomb (Halves Fortitude Save of monsters)
132 = Gates of Babylon (Stores an number of items and money inside)
133 = Gem of Combustion (Strong Blast Gem)
134 = Blue Mushroom (Natural Component)
135 = Gem of Quakes (Strong Earth Gem)
136 = Transparent Rabbit's Foot (Neutral Rabbit's Foot)
137 = Honey (Natural Component)
138 = Emperor Caballo (Tarot Light Crossbow weapon)
139 = Horn of Superbia (Special Hunting Horn weapon)
140 = Gem of Heat (Weakest Fire Gem)
141 = Sunglasses (Because why not)
142 = DataScope (10% chance of knowing all data on target seeing it first time)
143 = Cool Drink (...)
144 = Hot Drink (...)
145 = Dung
146 = Whetstone of Wind (Basic whetstone that applies weak wind dmg next hit)
147 = Chains of Ultimate Endurance (+1 Con every 10 ranks stacks no limit)
148 = Skin of a Titan (Grants user +6 Con while holding it)
149 = IOU (If you close the chest again you might get a new item try it)
150 = Flute of Wealth (Gain more zenni after quests and chests)
151 = Whetstone of Status (Basic whetstone that applies status next hit)
152 = Whip of Luxuria (Special Whip weapon)
153 = IOU (How unlucky are you?)
154 = Rusted Gears (Gunner Relic)
155 = IOU (Would be ashamed if you wanted an actual item)
156 = Hood of Hermit (Tarot Hood equipment)
157 = Body Suit of Ultimate Swiftness (+1 Dex every 10 ranks stacks no limit)
158 = Fangs of Ophiuchus (Void Zodiac Component)
159 = Chameleon of Replacement (Replaces itself to become another item)
160 = Gem of Flames (Strong Fire Gem)
161 = Blood of Yiazmat (Demonic Component)
162 = Paintball (...)
163 = Pill of Strength (Tarot item, strength increase +8 )
164 = Dragon Toadstool (Natural Component)
165 = Armor of the Gods (Universal Good Armor)
166 = Horseman of Death (Scythe weapon)
167 = Wyvern Fang (Natural Component)
168 = Immunizer (Natural Component)
169 = Wyvern Claw (Natural Component)
170 = Iron Ore (Natural Mineral Component)
171 = Arcane Bracelet (Grants user +6 Int while wearing it)
172 = Book of Artisans (Grants a new passive random class skill every 10 ranks)
173 = Tail of Scorpio (Water Zodiac Component)
174 = IOU (How lucky are you?)
175 = Monocle of Appraisal (Never fail an Appraise check)
176 = Book of Combinations Best (Grants +6 craft for natural combinations)
177 = Map of Dungeon (One time use)
178 = IOU (Expected something good? But it was I O U)
179 = Sensory Cane (Can use touch perception to detect without triggering traps)
180 = Axe of Hydra (Special Switch Axe weapon)
181 = Nova Core (Component)
182 = Gluttony & Restriant (Grants full benefits to both weapons)
183 = Basic BladeMaster Weapon (Random BladeMaster common weapon)
184 = Map of Dungeon
185 = Gem of Atoms (Strongest Blast Gem)
186 = Concharm (Grants +2 Con while wearing it)
187 = Staff of Wukong (Special Staff weapon)
188 = Map of Dungeon (...)
189 = Gem of Drops (Weakest Water Gem)
190 = Cool Drink (...)
191 = Poisoned Potion (Inflicts poison upon consumption)
192 = Hand of 1000 Arms (Godly Component)
193 = Workshop Hammer of Gods (Fully restores weapon & armor durability)
194 = Remedy Berry (Removes all and any status ailment and blights)
195 = Gem of Slime (Weakest Blast Gem)
196 = IOU (I can't believe you fell for the old there might be something in here trick.)
197 = Hot Drink (...)
198 = Gem of Hurricanes (Strongest Wind Gem)
199 = Constructs of the Tower (Tarot item, creates stone barricades and camps)
200 = Empty Bottle (What more do you need to know?)
201 = Map of Dungeon (...)
202 = IOU (Here's my number ********)
203 = First Place Ribbon (Grants user +7 Initiative)
204 = Book of Monster Lore (Records Monster Data upon killing that monster)
205 = Spellbook of Evolution (Gain a new random class spell every 10 ranks)
206 = Ancient Potion (Adds 50% health and full stamina and magic)
207 = Bag of Dung (Expect zenni, but it was s**t)
208 = Wrath & Forgiveness (Grants full benefits to both weapons)
209 = Gem of Purity (Grants Weapon Holy Element)
210 = Antidote (Removes Poison and Disease)
211 = Empty Bottle (...)
212 = Earth Crystal (Natural Mineral Component)
213 = Katana of Asura (Special Katana/longsword weapon)
214 = Basic Gunner Weapon (Random Gunner common weapon)
215 = Holy Grail (Godly Component)
216 = Gem of Spark (Weakest Lightning Gem)
217 = Bongo of Eruptions (Special musical weapon)
218 = Pitfall Trap (Can be used to trap a monster for 0/1/2 turns)
219 = Blessed Inscriptions (Removes curse from item once)
220 = Map of Dungeon (...)
221 = Potion (...)
222 = IOU (Tell your mother I say hi)
223 = Antidote (...)
224 = IOU (Also you were adopted)
225 = Cooper's Lock-pick (Grants +6 Dex while holding it)
226 = Necklace of Ultimate Wisdom (+1 Wis every 10 ranks stacks no limit)
227 = Ancient Tomes (SpellCaster Relic)
228 = Bag of Zenni (Amount Varies)
229 = Demonic Rabbit's Foot (Evil Rabbit's Foot)
230 = Thread of Avaritia (Special Gunner attachment)
231 = IOU (Hey I got some zenni for you. Don't ask where I got it left might hate you)
232 = Gem of Rumors (Weakest Dragon Gem)
233 = Bag of Zenni (...)
234 = IOU (Would be a d**k move to use G.ODD's Judgment what do you think?)
235 = Max Potion (Heals 50% health)
236 = Map of Dungeon (...)
237 = IOU (Oh yeah you should answer the questions or I take it as a no)
238 = Wood of Yggdrasil (Component)
239 = Potion with IOU inside (Help I'm drowning)
240 = Orb of Ki (Grants user Ki Pool and all access to Ki outside of class)
241 = Lute of Time (Doubles AC)
242 = Map of Dungeon (...)
243 = Mega Potion (Restores 25% health upon use)
244 = Suit of the Devil (Tarot Clothing equipment)
245 = Basic Gunner Weapon (Random Gunner common weapon)
246 = Horns of Sin (Demonic Component)
247 = Book of Restoration (Doubles mana regeneration, halves cost)
248 = Horseman of Pestilence (Tome of Disease)
249 = Psychoserum (Detects for traps on use)
250 = Lust & Chastity (Grants full benefits to both weapons)
251 = Rusted Hilt (BladeMaster Relic)
252 = Chariot of Monsters (Tarot item, summons random monster as a mount)
253 = Gem of Disease (Strong Status Gem)
254 = Gem of Myths (Strong Dragon Gem)
255 = Liquid Nitrogen Grenade (Used to freeze monster for 0/1/2)
256 = Bag of Zenni (..)
257 = IOU (Here's a secret code you should remember Eye Oh You)
258 = Bag of Zenni (...)
259 = Map of Dungeon (...)
260 = Empty Bottle (...)
261 = Magician's Redoh Rocketa (Tarot Heavy Crossbow weapon)
262 = Za World (Tarot item, copies any item randomly temporarily once per day)
263 = Scarf of Sagittarius (Fire Zodiac Component)
264 = Shell of Cancer (Water Zodiac Component)
265 = Bag of Zenni (Amount Varies)
266 = IOU (Upon reading this I'll give you either item # 0 or 400)
267 = Map of Dungeon (...)
268 = Greed and Charity (Grants full benefits to both weapons)
269 = Potion (...)
270 = Ancient Braces (Fighter Relic)
271 = Ring of Chance (10% chance to find extra item)
272 = Pinwheel of Fortune (Tarot item, 30% chance to re-roll chest item)
273 = Shard of Value (Raises the Rarity of a weapon by 1)
274 = Talon of Horus (Special Kumade weapon)
275 = IOU (Expecting something witty? Nah here's a dungeon map)
276 = Potion (...)
277 = Bacteria from G.ODD (Allows character conversation with DM)
278 = Mask of True Sight (Sees invisible enemies and secrets)
279 = IOU (Who said you can hope for an item? Not me of course)
280 = Rusted Tome (SpellCaster Relic)
281 = Box of Pandora (Pet, deals random status aliment upon summon)
282 = Hourglass of Siren (Pet, deals ice dmg upon summon)
283 = Armor Sphere (Upgrade stone)
284 = Headband of Olympians (Never fail an Acrobatics check)
285 = IOU (I should be a d**k and lower your stats, but I'm too kind dipshit)
286 = Out of Place Pencil (...)
287 = Potion (...)
288 = Map of Dungeon (...)
289 = Scroll of Ultimate Knowledge (+1 Int every 10 ranks stacks no limit)
290 = Sloth & Diligence (Grants full benefits to both weapons)
291 = IOU (Warning half of these things are cursed)
292 = Pill of Ultimate Might (+1 Str every 10 ranks stacks no limit)
293 = Gem of Legends (Strongest Dragon Gem)
294 = IOU (If I was nice enough I could give you the item above or below but no)
295 = Drink of the Gods (Drinking this gives the user +3 Fortitude permanently)
296 = Eagle's Eye (Always succeed in Perception rolls)
297 = Ancient Pelt (Fighter Armor)
298 = Cloak of Void (Transports wearer to Void whenever)
299 = Diamond of Gaia (Pet, deals earth dmg upon summon)
300 = Transparent Plate (Universal Plate)
301 = IOU covered in s**t (So that's where that went when I cleaned my a**)
302 = IOU (Gain item # above)
303 = Horseman of Famine (Bow weapon)
304 = Shield of Konchu (Deflects any attack every 3 of holders turns)
305 = Great Ether (Restores 50% of mana upon use)
306 = Limiter Removal (Advances Sharpness of any weapon to Cut like Butter)
307 = IOU (If you are reading this then I took a potion from your ally to give to you)
308 = Map of Dungeon (...)
309 = IOU (Gain item number below this one)
310 = Gem of Dirt (Weakest Earth Gem)
311 = Basic Fighter Weapon (Random Fighter common weapon)
312 = Potion (...)
313 = IOU (Because you're such a great sport you can have item # 307)
314 = Slickaxe (Can copy any natural mineral component)
315 = Monster Orb (Roll Percentile to turn into any monster)
316 = Map of Dungeon (...)
317 = Wischarm (Grants +2 Wis while wearing it)
318 = Lungs of Aquarius (Air Zodiac Component)
319 = Ancient Robes (SpellCaster Armor)
320 = IOU (If you sign yes I'll give you an item)
321 = Greater Whetstone (Improves sharpness restoration by +4)
322 = Mourning Star (Tarot Morningstar weapon)
323 = Book of Hidden Combos (Recipes on creating all items, grants +2 craft all)
324 = Blank Piece of Paper
325 = Lovers' Coin (Tarot Coin item)
326 = IOU (You know? You deserve item #277. Here you go.)
327 = Kelbi Horn (Natural Component)
328 = IOU (Senpai please accept this letter of my feelings.)
329 = IOU (Find the blank piece of paper and pencil? Write the secret code on it)
330 = Potion (...)
331 = Hermes' Shoes (Removes all speed debuffs and doubles current speed)
332 = Map of Dungeon (...)
333 = Spiritual Tattoos (User gains +6 WIS)
334 = Balance of Libra (Air Zodiac Component)
335 = Pill of Super Soldier (Gives user +3 Reflex permanently)
336 = IOU (Damn I was hoping this was a trap...erm I mean hi guy how's it going?)
337 = Crystal of Potential (Grants weapon further upgrade)
338 = Tablet of Quetzal (Pet, deals wind dmg upon summon)
339 = Dust of Life (Heals 35% health of all party members)
340 = IOU (I regret to tell you that you have AIDS now)
341 = Out of Place Pencil (Just a pencil)
342 = Ark of Judgment (Tarot item, creates a floating mobile castle that aids allies)
343 = Map of Dungeon (...)
344 = IOU (If you read this then that means I took one of your potions)
345 = Holy Rabbit's Foot (Good Rabbit's Foot)
346 = Empty Bottle (...)
347 = Piece of Blank Paper (Just white paper)
348 = Whetstone of Lightning (Basic whetstone that applies lightning dmg on hit)
349 = Veil of the Priestess (Tarot Veil equipment)
350 = Transparent Gem (Universal Gem)
351 = Honey (...)
352 = Skulls of Tiamat (Pet, deals dragon dmg upon summon)
353 = Adamant Pill (Raises AC by +6 for 3 of their turns)
354 = IOU (I feel that my pet rock is close by)
355 = G.ODD's pet rock (Will be sent back to G.ODD upon discovery)
356 = Potion (...)
357 = IOU (At least you guys are still better than Max)
358 = Crescent Sun (Tarot Katana weapon)
359 = Soul of Champions (Gives user +3 Will permanently)
360 = Black Matter (Component)
361= Antidote (...)
362 = Gem of Cores (Strongest Earth Gem)
363 = Gem of Blasphemy (Grants Weapon Dark Element)
364 = Crown of Kings (Dmg dealt to wearer is halved)
365 = Gem of Lightning (Strong Lighting Gem)
366 = Dung Bomb (Halves Fortitude save of monster)
367 = Herbal Medicine (Restores 15% health and removes poisoning)
368 = Missionaries Cross (Take half dmg from Dark and Evil attacks)
369 = Farcaster (Warps user and surrounding allies back to beginning of dungeon)
370 = Ban Hammer (Special Hammer weapon)
371= Map of Dungeon (...)
372 = Steam Bomb (Removes ailments on target location for 3 of their turns)
373 = Empty Bottle (...)
374 = Mega Nutrients (Natural Component)
375 = Torch (Lights up darkness)
376 = Eyes of Gemini (Air Zodiac Component)
377 = Bag of Zenni (Amount Varies)
378 = Spear of Invidia (Special Lance/Spear weapon)
379 = Blue Mushroom (...)
380 = Lifepowder (Heals 20% health of all allies)
381 = Potion (...)
382 = Ancient Handle (BladeMaster Relic)
383 = Blade of Justice (Tarot Gladius weapon)
384 = Gem of Absolute Zero (Strongest Ice Gem)
385 = Nutrients (Natural Component)
386 = IOU (Have you seen my pet rock anywhere?)
387 = Hand of Death (Tarot Pet, summons a tier 5/4/3/2/1 grim reaper as ally)
388 = Absolute Zero (Component)
389 = Torch (...)
390 = IOU (Oh yeah there may be a retarded strong monster up ahead just saying)
391 = Cosmic Ore (Natural Mineral Component)
392 = Blood of Demons (Turns Good or Neutral weapons into Evil weapons)
393 = Mega Phoenix Feather (Restores all unconscious allies back to 1 HP)
394 = Wings of Icarus (Grants use of Fly skill along with +10 in Fly)
395 = Gem of Hell Fire (Strongest Fire Gem)
396 = Rock (This one is slightly bigger)
397 = Rusted Braces (Fighter Relic)
398 = Ancient Leather (Gunner Relic)
399 = Holy Relic (Create any version of Ultimate Good Weapon Excalibur)
400 = Transparent Prism (Universal Part)




 
 
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