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~May I always be your Southern Friend~

heart Friends - whee Southern Friends - stare Ghetto Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.
GHETTO FRIENDS: Will eat all your food and talk about
how nasty it tasted.

FRIENDS: Will say 'hello.'
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
GHETTO FRIENDS: Don't hug for fear that their pockets
might get li fted, they just tap each other up.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.
GHETTO FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names
but only at night and on weekends because of their
free evening and weekends cell phone plan.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
GHETTO FRIENDS: Made you cry then laughed at you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking,
laughing, and just spending 'time' with you.
GHETTO FRIENDS: Will show up late, eat, and take a
plate in some aluminum foil for lunch the next day.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
GHETTO FRIENDS: Will actually tell all your neighbors
and friends your direct quote; plus add some extra
comments they think you should have said.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' butt that left you.
GHETTO FRIENDS: Will leave with the crowd, and then
instigate the fight by telling the crowd that
'So-and-so wanna fight cuz y'all left her'.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!' .
GHETTO FRIENDS: Will show up with their bags and some story about why they got kicked out of their place and need to stay in your house.

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Are for life.
GHETTO FRIENDS: Are for as long as you have money, a
place where they can stay, or you let them borrow
your car; otherwise, they don't need you.

FRIENDS: Might ignore this.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will forward this.
GHETTO FRIENDS: Won't ever get this because their
Internet connection is off.