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*try imagining someone with a foreign accent saying this sarcastically and very fast for full effect*
well im finally starting this thing after over a year of being here. id probably be called an internet noob because i dont spend alot of time on this computer (or any other) and right now im just passing time waiting for a good day to go to the shooting range so i can burn off some anger, directing it at bowling pins because im not (that sound you heard was all of the other readers gasping in shock) actually a violent person...ive completely run out of "zero punctuation" videos (the sarcasm in this probably comes from yahtzee) introduced to me by samusX4. maybe i can find more on *holy music played by drunken monkeys* youtube. i presently look like a dissheveled ronin with a slightly obese lizard floating next to my head (be jealous) and the exact same hairdo i always have, because im too stuck-up to get a new one stare im also writing because ive beaten all of my games at least twice (the good ones anyway) and im trying to find the most random game ever... katamari damaci...ill give you a minute to stop laughing and breathe again, if you werent laughing then
A. youre a moron
B. you dont know what the game is
C. you have had your humor surgically removed with a screwdriver
D. you. are. a. moron, or
E. you arent even reading anymore
wait...that last one is an oxymoron...like the...oh forget it im bored again