Crackfic to BloodLust RP Langley x Derek.
Desert_Requiem and I had fun on msn...
And this is the result...
The real RP is a lot more interesting though, want to join?
There is a link to the guild in my signature ^^
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langley: *clicks his tongue* say... kid *downs a shot of absinthe* how bout you and me sharing a sigarette?
Derek: No thank you, I'm quite alright *smiles politely*
Langley: you know you only live once, no need to be so up tight you know.
Asuma: *I wanna be a hippy style* let it goooo man go with the flooow
Derek: I do know, my friend. But depending on how you live you know how long you can live, counting the years and only natural deaths
Langley: I'd rather die young and happy then live to be old and boring
Derek: I would like to live long to see my great-great-great grandchildren *smiles dreamily*
Langley: *twitch* Your great-great-great-grandchildren... *tries not to puke* you;re strange kid id rather have those remember me as a adventurous guy then the old lad sitting in a chair drewling all day
Derek: *tuts* You're mistaken, my dear fellow. It is not I who shall be in a chair drooling, but you who shall be in your grave rotting *smiles politely* I will have to take my leave now, it was nice running into you, try not to die before graduating, alright? It would be a shame to die with school unfinished...
langley: *grabs Derek by the arm with his left hand, refusing to let this one go* Touche, only I do not really like school that much *pushes derek to the wall and plants his right hand next to the boys head* Too many rules you know... but you can die tomorrow from an airplane that falls from the sky or fall from a cliff then tell me how are we so different?
Derek: *blinks* Why, it is different because the possibility of you in a different state of mind have a chance of dying in a carcrash, which is 12735 times bigger then me dying in a plane crash... and would you move away, please? I would like to finish my homework now.
Langley: Tell the teachers your dog ate it... I am quite enjoying your company and I do not believe we finished our conversation yet.
Derek: I believe we have *pats Langley on the shoulder lightly* And it's not good to lie to a teacher, or anyone for that matter, and not only would I have to lie about my dog eating it, I would also have to lie about having a dog. I have a canary.
Langley: see it as bendind the truth or stretching it, whichever you prefer besides what they do not know will not hurt any would it. Save maybe your concience of which you have a lot might i add. Its nobel and all to live by your lifestyle but maybe its time for you to realise the world aint always as nice as you think.
Derek: That sounds like a topic for our next conversation, should it ever come. But that next conversation isn't going to happen now. I would hate to have to use force...
Langley: *manages to pin both of Dereks hands (dont ask me how ) and brings his head next to that of Derek* It will, if not now, later. *grins before growing fangs hesitates for a moment then lets his fangs dissapear again draws back and smiles sweetly at Derek before releasing the boy though keeping his position*
Derek: ....................... That was one mighty magic trick, fellow.
Langley: *grins* Thank you... Kid.
Derek: Would you mind letting me go now so that I can return to my studies, please? I still need to finish chapter 17 of German, book two. -nevermind that they're on chapter 4 of book one-
Langley: *after a few days suddenly drops behind derek placing his hands in front of the boys eyes* Gues who ^^
Derek: *gasp* Grandmother! You came to visit!
Langley: *groan* gods I lost the bet... I chose your great-grandmother...
Derek: ... That is you, isn't it grandmother? Did you take some of your yummy oatmeal cookies with you?
Langley: *Pulls hands away from Dereks face* If you eat those I might think twice about biting you...
Derek: *sees Langley* *face fault* Oh... you are not my beloved grandmother...
Langley: I most surely 'hope' not...
Derek: She makes brilliand oatmeal cookies, though. Would you like some? I believe I still have some in my room! ^^
Langley: *Opens his mouth to say 'no' hesitates then says; * Sure, Id love to ^^ *instead*
Derek: Alright then, my good fellow. Follow me, please *walks to his room*
langley: *follows like a good puppy*
Derek: *walks into his room, holding the door open for Langley*
langley: *slides past into the room [cape flowing neatly behind him] and takes a look around*
Derek: *shoves a box of oatmeal cookies under Langley's nose* There you go, take one
Langley: *eyes grow wide* O.O erm... thanks ^^ *Grabs cookie and disposes of it out of the window when Dereks not looking, how old where those things anyway? he did not want to find out...* So about our convo earlier...
Derek: *happily eats a cookie... with manners, of course* What convo earlier? I am sorry, but I have forgotten *blinks*
Langley: *manages to keep a straight face while lookign at how derek downs a cookie* A straight a student, who has forgotten our convo? I can not get myself to believe thus
Derek: *ponders and puts the fork and knife used for eating the cookie on the plate for eating said cookie* I am sorry, my head is momentarily full with my English homewoek
Langley: I am sure it is... *draggs chair a lil bit back with quite some strength before swinging his leg over those of Derek and sitting on the others lap* But I do not see how that would interrupt my plans *smiles sweetly before sinking his teeth into the others neck*
Derek: *twitches* My dear *gasp* friend, that *groan* hurts
Langley: *muffled voice* I know... *pulls back after a while licking his lips*
Derek: *holds head* I am sorry to... say that I am a bit dizzy and... tired... I shall lay down now... *falls backwards* @@
Langley: *a bit too satisfied with himself before dumping Derek on this ones bed and disposing of all the grandmother cookies before leaving the room, and closing the door behind him*
Derek: *dies*
R.I.P
Langley: *looks at his watch, hops back to dereks room and pokes the boy*
Derek: X.x
Langley: O.o did I really drink that much? *cuts the palm of his hand and lets some of his blood drip into Dereks mouth* C mon kid you're too boring to die now...
Derek: x.x
Langley: I am so not gonna preform cpr on you...
Derek: x.x|||
langley: how does this s**t work anyway --' *does cpr*
Derek: AH! MY VIRGIN LIPS!!!!!! I WANTED MY BOOKS TO BE THE FIRST! T.T
langley: YOU WHAT O.O
Derek: *blinks* Oh my... was that my voice yelling? I can't believe it... that must be against _some_ rule... *gushes over rules and yelling, ignoring he just got resurrected*
Langley: *slaps Derek across the face* Get a grip... you're dead, face it.
Derek: *holds cheek* That is not a nice thing to say... or do! o.o
Langley: thank you ^^
Derek: I am sorry to inform you that I dislike you *crosses arms with a huff*
Langley: *shrugs* fair enough
Derek: And I wish never to speak to you again. Good day.
Langley: *Does not move, he's in Dereks room atm and quite comfy so why the hell should he* *tilts head to teh side and continious to stare at derek*
Derek: *stares back, but doesn't say anything*
Langley: *smiles innocently*
Derek: *eyes stray... and land on homework* *gasps and rushes off to the desk to do said homework*
Langley: *lets himself drop face forwards onto Dereks bed* SAINT!
Derek: *is going ga-ga over his book*
langley: *drops himself on Dereks desk in front of the other* watcha readin?
Derek: *cradles book to his chest protectively, lovingly* *to book:* My preciousssssssss
Langley: *sweatdrops* sorry I asked... *even though he was more sorry for himself*
Derek: *kisses book*
Langley: ... *Snatches book away and knocks derek on the head with it,*
Derek: @@
Langley:
biggrin Derek: *wakes up, seemingly normal* Oh my... my head feels like I've been hit with a book...
langley: You have...
Derek: Oh? Who is the nasy sod that hit me with a book then?
*nasty
Langley: I am...
Derek: ... *karate punch*
Langley: *moves to the side avoiding the punch* why... thats not nice...
Derek: *gasps eyes widening* You're right! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me! Would you like some tea?
Langley: Gladly ^^
Derek: *gets tea*
why is every1 commenting you your profile?
Langley: *drops himself back on Dereks bed*
no idea
o.o;
Derek: Would you like some milk in it?
Langley: *runs to window, finally puking* No thnx *sounds a bit miserable&*
Derek: Oh dear... are you alright?
Langley: Just... Fine...
Derek: Alright then, here's your tea *hands Langly a cup of tea... and an oatmeal cookie. The're harder to dispose of then letters from hogwards...*
Langley: *Flings cookie out of window withotu second thought and accepts the tea* thank you ^^
Derek: *le gasp!* Do you not like oatmeal cookies? *shock*
langley: I like them very much ^^ when they;re 'out'side... makes them more light ya know ^^
Derek: ... Alright then *eats his own oatmeal cookie on a plate with fork and knife again, sipping tea in the mean time*
Langley: You know... when you clean your hands right you can actually eat from the hand... Its just a suggestion
Derek: Oh, no! That would be awfully rude!
Langley: ... they;re cookies... every1 eats them by hand... besides ^^ It would save you dishes
Derek: That is because the parents of all you poor sods never taught you and manners... and I like doing the dishes ^^
langley: ... You're insane... dead and insane... seems I still have a lot to teach you
Derek: *blinks* Pardon? Teach me what?
Langley: For one you cant learn kissing by licking books...
Derek: Oh? Really?
Langley: * Nods* really
Derek: But I am book-sexual, I _like_ licking books...
Langley: Honestly, does it look like I care...
Derek: ... Yes.
Asuma: let it goohoooo (
cool go with the floooowwwooooh....
Langley: *groan* a lot, lot more to teach you.
Derek: *shrugs* If you wouldn't care, you wouldn't bring it up.
Langley: I care about you learning how to kiss I do not care about you liking to lick books...
Derek: Why would you care about me learning how to kiss? *blinks*
Langley: because i am not gonna kiss people who taste like leather and ages old cookies...
Derek: ... That's... good for you?
Langley: *grin* thank you ^^ Now ready for lessons?
Derek: ... I just remembered I still have an essay laying around
Langley: I trew it out of the window...
Derek: *gasps* You fiend!
Langley: Hey you passed out and your bed was full with stuff.. what else was I supposed to do O.o
Derek: ... *bitchslaps*
langley: Now that wasn't nice...
Derek: Neither are you *sulks*
Langley: I know ^^
Derek: I do not wish to associate with hooligans like you *sniffs*
Langley: I am noo hooligan...
Derek: HOOLIGAN!!!!!
langley: Keep it quiet... you migh twake up people its in teh middle of the night ya know
Derek: *gushes* So sorry
langley: Lets have fun ^^
Derek: Yes, that sounds like a swell idea. Let's study.
VanillaIce: Great... now I have t he song of the carebears in my head... zegt:
Derek: *gets out books*
Langley: *neatly throws each book Derek gets out of the window when dereks not looking, to his opinion things where best learned by experience right?*
Derek: Alright then, let's start with alg--- hey, where are the books?
Langley: They decided to go out for a nightly walk along the cliff...
Derek: ... alright then. Ahm...
langley: ^^ *drags Derek towards the bed and pushes the boy on top of it*
Derek: o.o Oh dear... It's bed time already? I have yet to brush my teeth...
Langley: s... a... i... n... t...
Derek: *blinks* pardon me?
Langley: Shut up... *Kisses Derek*
Derek: *pulls away* Can I ask you a question?
Langley: No... but is that going to stop you?
Derek: Not to be rude, but... just who _are_ you? o.o;
Langley: See. you're learning already ^^ *gets up and straightens his clothing, not that there is much to unwrinkle* Going against a no its not much but its a start *turns towards the door and throws up a hand in a goodbye greeting* Cya around... Saint.
Derek: *blinks confused* ... I still haven't learned the lad's name *sighs and looks for any spare books to do homework*
Langley: *opens door again and takes a peek into the room* If you get thirsty remember not to drink too much *winks and dissapears again*
Derek: ... *blinks* What can go wrong with drinking too much tea? Oh! He must've meant it could strain the bladder! So nice of him to get worried about my bladder... *smiles*
Langley: *not even daring to consider how Derek might have taken his words and hops off to his room for some cigarettes and Absinthe*
