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Thank you for these beautiful heart moving poems -tear-

Lempika
I saw your "write me a poem too" So here i go mothaf@%£$%@
Dear Sophia
I first met you while you were holding a laptop outside a crowded strip club
You seemed to be watching something that appeared to be hentai in english dub.
So i slapped my hands to my ******** cheeks,Apolled at what i had just witnessed.
As you noticed my presense you immediatly raised your fist.
You quickly opened up your browser and went to http://agnes101.ebay.com to buy a wooden stool.
as it arrived magically by Agnesairmail© i said "omfg ahehe kool"
You turned to me and you swung it hitting be in the head.
My body lying on the wet ground[i peed my pants]..Appearing to be dead.
She gasped in shock as she didn't intend to kill me.
So she whistled for her pimp who was nearby to be able to flee.
Unfortuneatly for poor Sophia,I only appeared to be dead because of my weak body..
As she awoke during the night she felt someone holding her hand..
She swiftly turned on the light to reveal myself standing before her with a wooden spoon and speaking the words "hey hotty"


routinej
Oh Fia
Oh Fia
Why do i always have to dodge your punches
Even though Agnes always cooks you tasty lunches
You're always so ******** mean
But you're the hottest thing i've ever seen
So please stop and give me a kiss
Because there is no point..Because your punches always miss.


Climaxxx Jump
It's called "remember me"

Oh Sophia,Sophia.
Remember me .
Remember how we used to be,
Remember why we used to laugh.
must be cause of the crack.
It's not supposet to be like this.
Whenever your around I feel like I gotta piss.
Come to me and hold me tight,
cause you and me can make it right.
with a little bit of weed and snacks,
we will become as one atlast.
Oh Sophia ,sophia.
Remember this.
I like to ride on motorcycles!


Climaxxx Jump
It's called .Kriz how many times I must say!

Kriz my honey is dope,
cause no one can touch her pope
She is wild as a mint,
cause my sink broke
without it ,I cannot have hope.
It's not about sinks,it is about you.
It is about Kriz,my loveley grope.
Whenever you are with him,
it makes me choke.
Kriz why you must hurt me so,
what have I ever done so wrong.
why must I be like this?°
be a douchebag to everyone in this.
AGAIN this poem is turning about me,
but its not it,its about she.
She is the one with cherry coke,
the one with a cigarette in her nose.
Must I punch her for her sake,
or must i kneel her for theyr grace.
whos they and whos he?
Its not about them,its about she.
Kriz Kriz ,how many times I must repeat.
For you to stand up and get my beef.
I told you to cook it minutes ago,
but time flies so fast,that I cannot blame you!
Oh Kriz Kriz,how many times I must say.
go make a sandwitch cause I am stray.
I will fix the toilet too,cause its plugged with mustard,ho!
Oh Kriz Kriz Kriz,how many times I shall repeat.
aren't you the one I need?


Marcus2536
Krizzle my dear is always there for me,
She seats on the bench and watch me pee,
The fire extinguisher is in the sink,
Make sure you spray it when you thinkkkkkkkkkkk,
of me.





Krizzlez
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