“Ok, who’s stupid idea was it to volunteer us to carry boxes of tests from the office all the way to our class which is on the other side of school!?” a girl with mid-back black hair with a small ponytail, at the side, with brown eyes, wearing Krimony’s blue girl uniform: a white blouse, a blue plaid skirt, and a blue plaid tie. A girl with shoulder-length brown hair, green and blue eyes and wearing Krimony’s black girl uniform: white blouse, black suit-like jacket, and black skirt, pointed at the boy with short black hair.
“Hey Yuna! It wasn’t my fault I went pop-tart crazy. If you want anyone to blame you should blame Yamino for actually offering to buy pop-tarts.” The boy with black hair said. He was wearing the Krimony’s black boy outfit: white button up shirt, black pants, black tie and a black wristband. The last boy’s mouth dropped at the other boy’s comment, “Hey, I was the one that bought you the pop-tart.” Yuri, the girl with black hair glared at the other three.
“I asked who volunteered not who was the cause of us being late!” she shouted. Yamino, the last boy with long black hair tied back into a small ponytail wearing the Krimony’s blue boy uniform: blue shorts, white button up shirt and blue jacket, pointed at the other boy and the other girl, Yuna, did the same. The boy in the middle was pointing the other two.
“Give it up Yahiko! You’re outnumbered!” Yuna said. Yahiko pouted, “It was Yamino that volunteered cause I wouldn’t want to be out in the blazing sun carrying about 45 pounds of test booklets, and answering sheets.”
“I did not!” Yamino shouted. Yuna rubbed her temples, “I think that Ms, Blitch volunteered us without any of us actually volunteering.”
“Hey you Punks! What cha doin’ outta class!?” a voice behind him shouted.
“Shoot! Blitch monitors!” Yahiko shouted. The four started running into high speed. Yamino was able to jump over the trashcan Yahiko ran into. Yuri and Yuna were in the lead. More monitors appeared after them. After twenty minutes of running and being chased the four were finally able to rest under the shade of a deformed oak tree.
“Stupid Blitch monitors,” Yuri said
“Wish she could just die” Yuna grumbled.
“By dieing in the Target in Texas.” Yahiko added.
“Cause her brother wanted Gaia cash.” Yamino continued.
“After she attended her son’s wedding in Oklahoma.” Yuri finished off. Yuna sighed, “Too bad that won’t happen in real life.” All of them nodded in agreement. The chances of that ever happening were a million to one and by the way things were looking for them today that probably wouldn’t happen.
“What do we do with all the stupid tests?” Yahiko asked looking back at the stack of boxes,
“Right now I don’t really care about it,” Yamino said. They decided to stay there until 5th period ends. That was until they heard a familiar voice, “Hey whatta ya punks doin’ outta class!” They turned around and saw their good old friend the Blitch monitor that spotted them before. All of them groaned, “Not again!”
The Very Next Day
Yuri, Yamino, Yuna and Yahiko were walking to their 5th period history class, taught by Ms. Blitch.
“I bet she’s going to nag about how we didn’t get the tests to her, yesterday,” Yahiko said as they stepped into the room. When they did, they noticed that Ms, Blitch was no there. A laughing student passed the four, but Yamino got hold of his shirt.
“Where’s Ms. Blitch?” Yuri asked the student. He looked at the four funny “You didn’t hear that Ms. Blitch’s announcement yesterday?”
“We were too busy getting chased by Blitch Monitors.” Yuna said in an annoyed manner.
“Well you see yesterday Ms, Blitch told us that her son is getting married in the pan handle. Her son is getting married this weekend and today is Friday leaving Ms. Blitch to catch a plane before today.” The boy explained, “Now can you let go I think you’re pinching my skin.” Yamino let go of his grip on the boy’s shirt.
“Don’t you think it’s weird that Ms. Blitch found out that her son is getting married on the same day we thought of how she’s going to die?” Yahiko asked.
“Yup,” the other three answered and headed towards their seats in the corner. Yahiko just shrugged off the unsure feeling and followed his friends. The class was filled with student shouting, smacking each other and a lot of talks about myspace. The class was so noisy that the dean showed up to be the substitute that day. When class was finally over the dean left and the students became noisy once again.
With Ms, Blitch
“How many times do I have to say no, I do NOT want any roasted peanuts!?” Ms. Blitch shouted.
“Well ma’am you could of said so in the first place with a much more calmer attitude.” The flight attendant said taking back the peanuts and walking to the back of the plane. Ms. Blitch could have sworn that she heard the flight attendant call her an idiot with anger management problems. She decided to watch the movie on the plane; unfortunately for her she was at the far back. She decided to try getting a little shut eye, but the little boy behind her kept kicking the back of her chair. Ms. Blitch sighed and decided to use the restroom. She ended up waiting for an hour to use because a couple was busy “learning about the other.” Ms. Blitch then decided that today is definitely not her day. When she finally got off the plane she spotted her son with his arm wrapped around a blonde girl that was probably still in high school.
“Mom, I want you to meet Amber.” He said introducing the two.
“Hi it’s so good to meet the beautiful person that created this wonderful piece of art.” She said enthusiastically.
“Yeah, yeah, shut up Blondie. Stop trying to kiss a**.” Ms, Blitch said passing her son’s fiancé.
“She hates the guts out of me.” Amber said pouting.
“Don’t worry she just needs to adjust. How about I talk her into being nicer to you?” He said.
“No, I want to warm up to me just like you did.” She said smiling
“Don’t worry she’ll warm up to you in no time.”
“Hurry up I feel like puking watching you’re stupid love fest.” Ms. Blitch shouted. Other people in the airport started giggling, snickering and pointing at the soon-to-be-wed couple. Ms. Blitch’s son told her that they are staying at Amber’s parent’s house. When she got there she thought she was going to die. No, it wasn’t the way the house was painted, or structured. It was not the fact that her son’s fiancé had dozen yapping dogs. It was not how terribly dirty the inside of the house was. It was not the fact that dinner looked a whole lot like puke. It was because Amber and her parents were driving her insane not pronouncing Greek names correct. Instead of Socrates being pronounced saw-craw-tees, they pronounced it so-crates. Archimedes was said are-chi-meds. Aristotle was pronounced are-is-toot-el. Hippocrates turned into hippo-crates. Aeschylus was a-is-shy-lust. Sophocles equaled soft-o-clays. Euripides was your-I-pee-test. Aristophanes was called a-wrist-of-faints. Myron was constantly called moron. Aristarchus is pronounced a-rise-tar-chooses. Eratosthenes sounded like Arrow-to-sheens and so on. Ms. Blitch felt her IQ drop from just staying in the room. When dinner was finally over Ms. Blitch thought that she would get a nice sleep on a nice comfy bed. When she got upstairs and reached her room she saw that the room was filled with dust and the bed was lumpy with a few springs here and there. One day until the wedding, and she thought that teaching her 10th graders is easier to survive. On that day her son left to get the wedding cake. Ms. Blitch was sitting in her room until she heard moaning. She went upstairs to check what was going on. She saw a slightly opened door and peeked in. She saw Amber moaning with a guy on top of her. Ms. Blitch rushed downstairs when she heard the front door open.
“Son, you got to get rid of your fiancé! “ Ms. Blitch said as climbed down the stairs.
“Why?”
“I saw her in bed with a guy I never seen before.” Ms. Blitch shouted. Her son still looked at her crazy, “Mom, Amber was with me all this time.” This time Ms. Blitch looked at her son weird. “What are you talking about?”
“Hey what’s going on?” asked a concerned voice behind Ms. Blitch and her son. Amber stood there with a box filled with wedding goodies. Ms. Blitch’s mouth dropped, “I saw you with a guy upstairs.”
“What is up with all this commotion?” The three turned and saw the ‘Amber’ Ms. Blitch saw in bed.
“Hey Ember,” both Amber and her son greeted. “That is Amber’s twin. I think that it probably wasn’t a good idea to invite you to our wedding.” Her son explained. By the end of the day, Ms. Blitch was on a plane to Texas.
In Texas
Ms. Blitch and her brother were making their way to Target.
“So he kicked you out?” Her brother asked. Ms. Blitch nodded. “I don’t know what’s wrong with that boy.” They entered the Target. Ms. Blitch looked around, “Why are we here again?”
“To buy Gaia cash so I can make my avatar look cool.” Her brother answered. She shook her head in shame. ‘Stupid online websites’ she thought.
“That would be $100 ma’am, the cashier register said. A random dude shot Ms. Blitch in the back of her head.
“Why did you shoot my sister?!” Her brother asked the random dude that killed his sister.
“That was a girl!” The dude shouted. “Sorry here you could have all the Gaia cash you want as long as you don’t report this to the police.” Her brother shrugged, “Why not, see ya Mr. Random dude I never met before.”
A Week later In Krimony Academy
“Wow, I can’t believe that Ms. Bitchy died” Yahiko said reading a letter that came in from the random dude that killed her. Everybody just shrugged and continued messing up Ms. Blitch’s classroom after changing all of the failing students’ grades.
