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have you ever been to paris
if you order ice cream they give you a freaken sample spoon full on a cone
but it is like YUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM
you give them 10euros for another spoon
and a euro is like 2 dollars, no joke
and then you have to go pee and you start circling a toilette and cant find the door
you finally find this utton and this mechanical door opens at half the speed of smell
then you step in but then you dont have to go anymore
then the door shuts at the speen of light
youd be like"GET ME OUT!!!!!"
then you look at the toilet and it is COVERED in crap
i swear to god
then there is no motion sensor or flush handle
and your like LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
you bang on the door and you start getting yelled at in french
WEEWEEWEEWEEEWEEEWEEWEWEWEEEWEEE
thats the only french I know.
then you kick the toilet and it flushes cuz your supposed to press it like a button
and the door still doesn't open
and you start making out the words:
el washerette handette anne frank WC
so you put your hands in a box and a trickle water comes out and you can't take any more so you get pissed and then you realize there is a door handle you turn it and it opens
you leave...


THEN IT DOES EVERY THING YOU TRYED TO MAKE IT DO AUTOMATICALLY

ugh!!!


Stay tuned for paris pt2