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iSexicle
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Not-So-Lucky Dollar Bill

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People say that when you find a dollar you have good luck right?
WELL THATS BULL s**t!

So I was walking with my friends to school and I found a dollar. So I was like " WOO! I'm gonna have a lucky day! :3".
Then, I got to school and waited for tah bell to ring... And then BAM! I get groped by the most ugliest thing on Earth... It was fat and greasy and.. *twitch*. SO I turn around and said "WTF?! WHY THE ******** DID YOU DO THAT?!" And He's like "IDK.." So I just left him and went on with muh business and sanitized my shirt. Then tah bell rang. I was in going out of teh bathroom to go and get a drink from the water fountain and then KABOOM!! It <span id="test23269515">. . .</span><br/><div id="post23269515" style="display:none; margin-right:75px;">exploded all over my shirt and then it stopped for like 2 seconds and then BAM!! It did it again twice as hard.
SOO... I went BACK into the bathroom and dried off quickly and rushed to class. So in class EVERYBODY was saying "What happened? Did you give your bf a bj?" I'm like "No. I didn't give my bf a bj. And plus if I did Atleast I could actually get something unlike you.". Then we had a big azz argument that eventually became a 'b***h fight'. So the old hag of a teacher gave us detentionz.. lmao. So in detention afta school we had to sit there and stare at the friggin board. Then the hag said "Stand up and face each other and say sorry to each other. SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!". I'm like
"∙ ∙ ∙"
SO we stood up and said sorry to each other but I'm sure that both of us didn't mean it.


FINDING A DOLLER DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU HAVE GOOD LUCK!!!
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