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I talk to myself on paper 02/09/08 |
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Hello self! It's me, I'm you, writing to myself in this here paper book thingie. How are you doing? Really? Well that's good, I hope you're having as much fun as I am. Oh, I'm being very rude, my name is....what is my name? I really don't know my real name, some people have called me Belimer, some have called me Arcan or Arcanius, and some call me Oh god not him again, but I don't like that name because people scream and run when they call me it! sweatdrop
Oh well I have had alot of fun in this new town since I came here. Not alot of people are really nice, and no one has ran away from me screaminig yet. So I'm very happy about that, I find it nice, and cuddly. Like a warm fuzzy pile of fresh roadkill in which to cuddle and roll in. Oh, how I miss my home......oh well. I got a new pet, yes I did! I was wondering around the market place, and this little yellow thing jumped on my shoulder. He's a creature of oddness, all he does is chirp and go cheep. So I named him CHEEP CHEEP, he eats bugs, and corn, and poops on my shoulder. I wish he wouldn't do that, we like to around, it's fun until something tries to eat him. Some crazy ladies dog tried to eat my poor CHEEP CHEEP! So I punched it in the head until it breathed no more, and we went skipping down the street. I've also bought a house, and a car, they are very nice yes, I should buy a boat! Ok sorry, you know how I ramble on sometimes, I mean you're me so you should know!
If you do know what I know then you should know about Slimey! When I went into the store the other day, I saw this amazing item, a booger in a jar. I had to buy this perfect sight for my collection, so I did. Little did I know it was a growing booger, within two weeks, it was the size of a small egg! Then suddenly this week, I wake up and go in to talk to my collection of celebrity boogers, and I notice there's a snot ball with eyes floating in Slimey's jar, it seems as though he was an egg. So now I carry him around in his jar everywhere I go, I gotta watch him you know! He may try to turn into an elephant, or a kangaroo, or even a zombie nazi pirate! I want to watch his every growth moment and document it for science.
Well self, that's all that seems to be new with us huh? Except the whole trying the whole evil side out. I did some very bad things today, like the fact I used a laser pointer while people was trying to watch a show, and then I threw popcorn on people in the front row, and then I set people on fire! Oh and then I went around town shakin' down the snowmen, you know they get out of line sometimes so a good shake down is good for them, same as the trees. Then I got some snowballs and snuck around town popping people in the face with them. I snuck around like a snowball ninja ninja I was awesome. Well I think my pets and I shall maybe KILL EVERYONE AND DEVOUR THEIR SOULS WITH A SQUIGGLY STRAW! Uhm, sorry evil moment, I really meant to say go put a puzzle together, then make tea and crumpets for my friends, yes just tea and crumpets, tea.......and.....crumpets....
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A good mate never abandons their ship, yet in the icey grasp of the reaper, best mates never abandon eachother...[img:71822bba8d]http://avatar2.gaiaonline.com/gaia/members/ava/83/fb/1d14b59eb6fb83.jpg[/img:71822bba8d]
 perfectlyunnormal85 · Sat Feb 09, 2008 @ 05:58am · 0 Comments |
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