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So i was just sitting here, you know, thinking and i decided to journal about all the randomness i've been thinking about. i guess the title is kinda self explanatory.
1. Why doesn't the whole human race just speak the same language? oh wait, its called english
2. Why is the english language so retardly hard scream ? cuz americans are stupid and thus their language should be stupid too. gosh, i'm so hard on my own ppl.
3. Would soverignty really be better for the Hawaiian ppl?i kinda like the comforts of being american even if we're all idiots
4.Does everyone think that the color red is the same as the red that i see. or is the red other ppl see more like the yellow i see?God made it really hard on himself if he made every human brain interpret things differently
5. What do the inside of my eyelids look like?i seriously want to know
6. Have i ever eaten an insect or something while i was sleeping?on second thought, maybe i don't want to know eek
7. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?stupid tongue twisters, they're hella hard to type out
8. what the heck is a woodchuck?seriously, if there's no such thing as a woodchuck then i wouldn't be trying to find the answer the question 7
9. why doesn't Kwai Gon Jin wait for Obi Wan Kanobi in Star Wars instead of running ahead to try and kill Darth Mal?i swear, everytime i watch that movie i yell at him to stop and wait before he gets himself killed. he never listens crying
10. Why are ppl so concerned about how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootie pop? don't they know that they'll cut their tongue if they try to lick a lolly pop. i no i do
11. Which is better, ninja's or pirates?well, that's not really a question cuz the answer's pretty obvious... ninja !
12. Is Elvis dead?maybe he preserved himself in one of those freezy things like Han Solo. why do I keep referencing Star Wars?
13. Who was the genious to came up with indoor pumbing?i bet someone knows the answer to this question. please tell me so i can make a huge memorial for them
14. why is 13 thought of as a bad luck number? i personally like the number 13, maybe i just like it because others think its bad luck
15. does BK really let me have it MY way?if i asked them for a Big Mac, would they give it to me? that's how i like it and its suppose to be my way right?
16. Does the matrix exist? i just watched Matrix last night, and i always freak myself out cuz i start to think that it could be. so is it?
17. If the matrix did exist, would i take the blue pill and keep believing that the world i like in is real, or would i take the red pill and wake up to find myself in a world where machines harvest us humans for energy? i don't know if i'm strong enough to take the red pill, but if i took the blue pill i'd just keep "living" a lie
18. Did Alice really go to wonderland or was she just sleeping. that movie freaks me out too, but i like it.it showed her just waking up in the end, but i don't know confused
19. What's love got to do, got to do with it?yeah, i don't know where that came from... rolleyes
20. When are the vampires gonna come and turn me so that i can be one of them?(not the gaia vamps, the real ones.) come on guys, i'm here and i really want to be one of you!
well, that's it for now. I can't really think of any more. if you come up with some, please comment and ask away! yeah, now back to whatever i was doing before i started this nonsense...
grey-monotony · Mon Feb 25, 2008 @ 02:48am · 7 Comments |
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