Dark Spar 13
Three weeks!? I'd better get off my lazy a** and start planning how to coordinate my grand entrance, how best to steal the bride, and my subsequent grand escape... Hmm it'll need to be excessively flashy... It'll need pies... Fire the cannons... Get some fireworks from Mexico... Hire a leperchaun or two... Convince Meatloaf to drive around the room on a motorcycle like he did in RHPS... Roast some marshmellows and make s'mores... Drive the kids to soccor practice... Pick up some milk on my way home... Hey, did I turn off the iron?... Maybe I should get another cat... Wait, I think I was trying to plan something more important... What was it again?... Why do I always forget things as I'm trying to do acomplish anything?... Maybe if I go back to where I started I'll remember... ...Ok, I think I started about here... Come on brain, think... I know what it was, I swear... I just need a moment to recollect my thoughts... Something about Meatloaf and pie?... This is gonna bother me all day... Uhn, I'll remember eventually... Oh yeah! Snatch Nady at her wedding! Right, right...
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