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Dear Freshmens
Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful words of advice:
1) You're not cool.
2) Everyone does hate you.
3) You are annoying.
4) JOIN the choir class
-don't try & act tough cuz you will get yo a** kicked
-watch out for freshman friday on the first week of school
- Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-classmen think any higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school
- dont brag about the number of seniors you know. The more you brag, the more we can tell you're a freshman.
- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "freshie" - so shut up, you sound like a queer
- Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid freshman, we don't care, we're still calling you one.
-Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and purposely failing really doesn't look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on messing around just drop out you're a lost cause and you're really not that cool. people talk down about you behind your back.
- Dont think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka/ or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.
- Don't post things like "FINALLY A FRESHIE!! LOLZZZ" on myspace. If anything, you suck big time.
- DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.
-Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends.
-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.
- Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is everyone's business
- Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.
- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.
- Dont tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them you have to go meet your friends in the jr. or sr. parking lot, we all know your big brother and sister are just taking you home.
- You'll NEVER be as hot as the '10, '11, & '12 girls. So don't try.
- To all freshman guys, you can't get with the class of '10 & '11 & '12 girls.
- Don't try to say you're older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you.
- Your name is "the class of 12." HAHA.... enough said.
-Don' t try to pull that "Well you were freshmen once..." STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we aren't now. YOU ARE. so shut up.
-The day you mess with our boyfriend /girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again.
- Don't be a slut.
The number one rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way.
-You WILL get hurt
-To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet. That's why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don't go around bragging how big you are. We all know you're lying.
Welcome to hell.
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Believe me---You CANT win. Have FUN being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever.
- Oh and beleive me, the more drama you little bitches create, the harder we kick your a** in the locker room
Sincerely,
SENIORS '09
Juniors '10
Sophmores '11
- If you're an upperclassman, repost this
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