Dan: Who wants 15 cents?

A number of girls raise their hands and say their own variation of “I want it!”

Dan: Okay, I’ll give it to you
Girl 1: Wait, give her ten and give me five
Dan: *hands out moneys*
Me: What?! I thought I was your friend Daniel!
Dan: Well you wouldn’t hug me.
Me: What am I? A ho? I’m not hugging you for 15 cents.

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For real happened. XD It was great.