In Which:
We Find A Lot Of Water. No, Really. A LOT.


{{An important piece of information you need to know to get this is that I can drink 32 oz of water straight without stopping. No, seriously. It can be done.}}
I was standing next to my dresser, and I was looking down at my comfy chair.
There were three bottles of water, each with 32 oz in them.
I stand there for a while, mustering up a really bad thirst.
Finally I guzzle all 96 oz of water and stand there, still really thirsty.
Then I wake up at 4:38am, and I feel like I've been stranded on a desert island.
"Water, water, everywhere, but not a drop to drink."
The only water around was a tiny bit of stagnant water, which I drank.
It was gross.
I regretted it when I woke up to a mouthful of skunk breath.