My AWESOME friend Kiona gathered some facts about "Santa Clause" for me. These are the facts:
1. He orange skin!
2. He has black hair!
3. He has red freckles.
4. He has reflective neon yellow eyes!
5. This man has a purple hair mustache!
6. HE has pink eyebrows!
7. He has NO beard!
8. He is actually pretty young, he's only 40!
9.He doesn't wear red, he wears white and there is no fur trim.
10. He wears one sparkiling glove. (?)
11. He has "rosy cheeks" a.k.a he's is drunk all the time.
12. He weighs a wopping 80,000 pounds... hows does he get down those chimneys?
13. "watches" you while you sleep.
14. The elves at the workshop are actually little children who wear green jumpsuits.
15. Gives children "happiness".
16. Santa Clause is not his real name, it's actually Gautemala.
17. This guy is huge. He doesn't even have a neck and his legs are like oak trees.
18. He has 80 million iPod "touches".
Those, my friends and nieghbors, are eighteen completely true facts about "Santa Clause" a.k.a Gautemala. I don't get this guy. I just don't.
1. He orange skin!
2. He has black hair!
3. He has red freckles.
4. He has reflective neon yellow eyes!
5. This man has a purple hair mustache!
6. HE has pink eyebrows!
7. He has NO beard!
8. He is actually pretty young, he's only 40!
9.He doesn't wear red, he wears white and there is no fur trim.
10. He wears one sparkiling glove. (?)
11. He has "rosy cheeks" a.k.a he's is drunk all the time.
12. He weighs a wopping 80,000 pounds... hows does he get down those chimneys?
13. "watches" you while you sleep.
14. The elves at the workshop are actually little children who wear green jumpsuits.
15. Gives children "happiness".
16. Santa Clause is not his real name, it's actually Gautemala.
17. This guy is huge. He doesn't even have a neck and his legs are like oak trees.
18. He has 80 million iPod "touches".
Those, my friends and nieghbors, are eighteen completely true facts about "Santa Clause" a.k.a Gautemala. I don't get this guy. I just don't.
-Mandy
