...suddenly, while browsing Jackalust's art shop.

Jackalust, Jackalust, make me a sketch.
Color it up! My budget will stretch.
Jackalust, Jackalust, get out your pen
and make me a perfect sketch.

For CB, make me a hottie,
for AT make my feet match my head,
for GCD, it would be naughty
if you showed me nekkers with Rufus in bed!

Jackalust, Jackalust, you know that I'm
exchanging like mad: Please take your time.
I'll have the gold by the time that you're done
so move me to slot number one!

(sung to the tune of Matchmaker, Matchmaker from Fiddler On the Roof)