Ya know that gay NutriSystem commercial with that chick that says she's in a size two but she's fat? Well, I'm here to complain about it. Here are some things I want to point out: 1) SHE IS NOT IN A SIZE TWO. 2) LEARN TO SPEAK. DON'T GET DRUNK BEFORE A COMMERCIAL SHOOTING. 3) YOU'RE REALLY UGLY, LADY. NO OFFENSE. [Yes, I am in caps for a reason. I just don't know what that reason is just yet.] 4) I HATE YOU ALL. AND YOUR PRODUCT IS AN EXCUSE FOR "WE PUT SOME GNARLY INGREDIENT IN HERE TO MAKE YOU FEEL FULL SO YOU STARVE YOURSELF." I HATE YOU ALL.
-Qui
Quimono · Sun Feb 04, 2007 @ 04:57am · 1 Comments |