'Ello peoples. Today's rant is about the singer for Fall Out Boy, Patrick Stump. Now, first of all. Patrick Stump uses a voice machine to make his voice get to that high-pitched thing that hurts your ears. And to sustain a note for longer than humanely possible. Now I don't know why people can't tell that. Patrick has somehow managed to convince ze world that he has Freddie Mercury's supernatural singing powers. He does NOT. He is just a wannabe. And he's wierd-looking. And for all of his showing off, the incarnation of shmexiness that is Pete Wentz is the face of the band. Yeah Patrick, stick THAT in your juice box and suck it.
Sexy Jesus, out.
I Am Sexy Jesus · Thu Sep 18, 2008 @ 01:40am · 0 Comments |