"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as heck don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe

"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar." – Mark Twain

“To judge a man by his weakest link or deed is like judging the power of the ocean by one wave.” - Elvis

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." - Spike Milligan

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

"The earth is the mother of all people, and all people should have equal rights upon it." - Chief Joseph

"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops." - Cary Grant

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time." - Charles M. Schulz

"If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything." - Marilyn Monroe

"As of today, I have absolutely no regrets. I think I am a mature person who can take things in stride. I'm grateful for people in my past. They helped me get to where I am, wherever that is. But now, I am thinking for myself and sitting in on all the business transactions." - Marilyn Monroe

"There was my name up in lights. I said, ‘God, somebody’s made a mistake.’ But there it was, in lights. And I sat there and said, ‘Remember, you’re not a star.’ Yet there it was up in lights." - Marilyn Monroe

"If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one." - Cavett Robert

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." - Mark Twain

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." - Isaac Asimov