So... Kuroshitsuji, Season II.
Episode 6.
The episode starts with the three clones running around with, who'd a' thunk it, gardening equipment and crap. Wow. Shocker.
I admit, the servant fetish is getting old, for the first time.
How much more faggotry can occur?
Not much, actually, because now Hannah is performing oral on her fingers.
That's right, writers. More Hannah fanservice.
It's the perfect disguise.
The more Hannah, the less we'll notice that this isn't actually legit shonen-
O WAIT, WE REALIZED THAT AGES AGO.
Hannah can't save our sorry asses now.
So, when Hannah first brought that thing out and started lubing up her fingers, I half expected it to be some sort of large a** d***o of a painful looking variety, but hey, look....
It's a demomic brainwashing instrument.
Simply play it as you would a glass of water, and bam!
...Instant retarded looking zombie-like red shirts.
Feh.
OH LOOK, NOW SEBASTIANS PLAYING ******** GLASSES.
GODDAMNIT.
Well, it's a good thing to know that next time a skimpily dressed woman appears, licks her fingers, and starts playing the brainwashing sex toy of death I can just stick my own fingers in a glass of water, make silly noises with it, and be rid of the horrible pain in my head.
Ah, if only it could cleanse the pain of this episode.
Every time Sebastian opened his mouth I could only hear "herp derp" coming out of it.
Actually, that made it entertaining.... I was cracking up every time he spoke, I knew his true internal dialogue so well.
The poor animation also helps with the lols.
Also.... BARE MIDRIFF AND BOOBIES? IN MY VICTORIAN ENGLAND?
OH HO HO HO, YOU ARE FUNNY, YANA TOBOSA. YOU ARE FUNNY.
Ah.... What the ******** is Alois wearing?
I mean, I like it, and he's worn worse before, in this episode and the episode prior, but really... What is he ******** wearing?
What is EVERONE wearing? It's like with each episode we drift even further away from accuracy.
But really... He's dressed like a silly pre-teen girl at an anime convention....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAND now they're all gonna cosplay that. Great. Wonderful.
And why does Alois walk right by Hannah without beating her? Something is dreadfully wrong here.
Oh, and now Sebastian and Claude have a discussion that pretty much proves they've both been screwing the little s**t. I don't even... Fighting butlers in the sky is more hilarious than it is dramatic or epic, like the music seems to imply.
Oh look, wet butlers. I like how we can't afford to nicely animate just about everything else in the series, but we can have lovely animation when two men are dripping with water.
Or when a maid is sucking on her fingers.
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.....
Yes, Lau, pop out from under the table, between the shits legs.
Yes, do that, yes....
Y'know, I was almost gonna take the scene of Sebastian and Claude's little deal seriously, since it was just so cool looking.... but then the blood just dripped onto the rose in such an unrealistic fashion....
I mean, really.
Also, when did Ran Mao learn to ********' float in the air?
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