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Way back when at the beginning of last year or the year before my buddy Tom and I would go on adventures.
One night he was staying over to hang out. We were board as ******** and decided we needed to commence a jail break-
A very bitchy Nazi monster mom was sleeping/watching tv in the living room, and we have this alarm system that when you open a door it goes 'sensor 1 front door open' like some kind of siren or it would beep systematically as the timer clocked down to the limit before the activation code was needed to be inputed to freeze the timer of DOOM.
So my mom, relatively close to to my bedroom's door, lay like a zombie. I had the brilliant Idea of escaping through my window- yeah, original huh? XD
Ok. Easy enough. So I grabbed my jacket (It was freezing because it was 12:30 or 1:00) and set it on my bed so i could grab it in a bit.
Obstical 1:
Window screen DX
Solution: Karate punch the mother ********!
So while other kids would be discouraged by this I never take 'window screen' as a give up.
So I was debating, Tom was like 'How the ******** do we deal with this?'
Almost as soon as he said that I gripped my fingers into a fist and did a knockout blow right on te center of the screen!
Like magic, the screen made a 'foomp' sound, very delacitely like i was some sort of damn ninja. trying not to give away our cover by ferocious laughing we threw our shoes out the window and jackets and did a sly Holywood spy style exit, being very delicate not to fall and make a crashing noise. ok, obstacle removed and phase one of 'operation escape the POW camp' is complete, now Commencing phase two!
Now this is the tricky part: My dogs are stupid. I had no idea where my dogs were. I think they were outside, I did not want to trip the dog alarm because they are ANNOYING AND LOUD, and stupid.
So we grab out s**t and sneak out to the street evading the first two street lamps for good measure. We took a break on a curb to get out apparel on and laugh our asses off.
ok. Were out of the house. What now?! Theres not much to do out at night in pacific, hell anytime at all really, so we decided to take a trip to AMPM. As we exited AMPM, me slurping down a triple green monster, Tom gulping a huge rockstar, we started to brain storm. Shoving gummi bears in our mouth, we came to the conclusion that we were going to trek over to Algona to give our buddy Chad a visit... at 1 in the morning biggrin
He went to an Aquabats concert the same night so we had to go mess with him.
We set off on our way
being crazzy twitchy sleep deprived idiots we got lost. We wandred around looking for a familliar landmark(A ******** up tree) we use as a referance. Well unfortunately its lae out, and its hard to see a tree inthe dark. But as all adventured go we ended up running into chads house, almost literally.
Well so far our mission s on track. We tried to call chad's cell phonebut the fat piece of s**t had it turned off! We checked our pockets...
'Ok Tom, whadagot?'
He held out his hand
'Well' he he sighed 'I have a thumb tack, a tooth pick and some change'
'Good, thats more than I have' my face looked like this: XD
We divied out the remaining change from our excursion to AMPM
He threw the first one 'thunk!' It hit the side of the house, completely missing his window. He threw the next one and accomplished the exact same thing again. Finally I, with the last coin which was a quarter, made my shot. It hit the window with a loud screech! bang! ting! noise,
We stared at each other holding our mouths closed from laughing
After a few moments we noticed that there was no response. Tom got fed up and was just like
'Chad! Get out here you fat piece of s**t!!'
his mom looked out the window with a look only hunting wolf would have. We hit the ground like no other and basically crawled on our toes and fingers to the street where we took off laughing our asses off back toward pacific.
Ok, mission success, time to get back inside and get some ******** sleep!
But wait! Theres the TV and the light still on! My mom was still being in the way, how depressing. ok, this is the tricky part, climbing back in the tallish window without making a sound.
Ok, Tom and I took off our shoes and coats and gently set them inside.
Just like Spider man Tom climbed in like a ******** ninja, unfortunately he was expecting me to do the same thing.
I raised my foot, placed it on the wall and pulled myself up. Very delicately I grabbed onto the window sill and hoisted myself in. I was half way in! Home free!
My back left leg slipped o_o'
I tumbled down onto my bed with a crash! Bang! Rumble! I could feel s**t tip and fall off my desk! Tom was like OMFG! I was like OH s**t!
He slammed the window shut as fast as he could taking care in the very end about not slamming it.
boom boom boom like a tyrannosaurus rex my mom charged and busted open my bedroom door flicked on the light with furious vengeance. She had this look of hate upon her face
'I am tired of hearing all of this racket, I've heared nothing bub racket for the past two hours!!! (we were gone during that time BTW)
Tom looked pale lie a ghost sitting in a random seat
'What the ******** are you guys doing up so late!!!!'
I almost wet myself
Just then I realized I was stratling my Bass guitar
I landed back and held it up a bit
'Uhh, playing the guitar?'
She looked like she was going to kill us, I mean she is a Nazi surly she knew we were out!
But, despite my curtain askew, wood chips littering my bed and floor and sweaty jackets heaped up she turned to me and said ' go to bed now! You can play guitar tomorrow!'
she slammed the door.
Tom and I just laughed hysterically holding out noise inside our face.
Ahhh what a good adventure...
 Zombie28 · Tue Oct 16, 2007 @ 09:04am · 1 Comments |
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