She said that there was a magical box that was black, rabid, and looking for someone to be his mailman. He looked for seconds and found our house. He walked up to my door and kissed the door bell. The door bell said 'I'm taken. I already got a date with that sexy mailbox way over there' The box got confused and said 'That is our greeting in france so I don't like you, I just need a mail---women.' He then ate the door bell and knocked on our door. I answerd the door and figred out that my sister was lying. The whole time it was-- it was-- the horrifying--



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