As the title suggest I shall now complain about vampires, not that I have anything against them but there are just some huge gaping holes in their description.
Vampires are immune to aids
There is one thing that every vampire regardless of author or director has in common, they drink blood, easy. The only thing wrong with that is the possibilty that their victim has aids which as we know can be transfered through blood. There is only one thing to come of this all vampires are immune to or have aids. stare
Long living mortal or immortal god?
According to the original (Dracula by Bram Stoker) vampires can be scared by a cross, killed by garlic, holy water and of course the stake to the heart but *grumble*Stephanie Meyer show them garlic: theyll eat it, show them a cross: christan vampire, holy water: drink up Cut them into a thousand tiny pieces and light the pieces on fire: they say ow that wasnt very nice. burning_eyes
Vampires Dont Sparkle
And finally the epitome of my distaste for modern vampires: sparkly vampires. In my opinion the only time that a vampire should sparkle is if the had a brief moment of insanity and rolled around in a pile of glitter. rofl rofl rofl eek
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