me: Whatcha doing?
Wifey: Watching a cosplay contest
Me: O: ooohhhh *o*
Wifey: X3 I wish i had the guts to go into one
Me: Buy some then! o3o
Wifey: xD I dont think they'd sell guts to a random otaku
Me: At a random hospital! o; You know, Donations. Since your missing some >w>
Wifey: *Goes up to hospital desk* Yeahhh.. Ima need some gutsss... whats fresh?
Me: xDDD
Wifey: The lady would be like "o.o... Just one moment maam.... *Goes to get a gun* WHO ARE YOU AND WUDDYA WANT D:" then, Me "Gutz... like i said.. o.o GIMMEH CHUR GUTSS

Aw man, I love random convos like these c: