On the first day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me A mask
On the second day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me 2 Christines And a mask
On the third day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me 3 pretty harmonies 2 leading ladies And the scary porcelein mask lalalalala
On the fourth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me 4 fog machines 3 pretty harmonies 2 ingenues And the sweaty porcelein mask I have to wear
On the fifth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me 5 high D's AAAAAH! 4 fog machines 3 pretty harmonies "You do Saturday matinee." "No no I'll do Wednesday and Thursday." And the sweaty piece of porcelein on my face
On the sixth day of Christmas the Phantom gave me 666 a chandelier in pieces 5 high D's AAAAAH! 4 fog machines 3 pretty harmonies 2 Christines (and an understudy) And this rubbery lip thing I have to wear also
On the seventh day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me 7 candlelabras 666 a chandelier in pieces 5 high D's AAAAAH! 4 fog machines 3 pretty harmonies 2 ingenues "I think I'm a pretty good-looking guy now I wear a pizza on my face."
On the eighth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me 8 tone-deaf dances 7 candlelabras 666 a chandelier in pieces 5 high D's AAAAAH SQUAWK 4 fog machines 3 pretty harmonies 2 Christines (and an understudy) "You guys have to kiss the rubby lip thing." "Yeah we know."
On the ninth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me 9 cameras flashing 8 tone-deaf dancers "We're not all tone-deaf." "That's right darling." 7 candlelabras 666 a chandelier in pieces 5 high D's "Naturally she's supposed to sing an E." "Hey!" 4 fog machines 3 pretty harmonies 2 Christines "And there's only one Raoul." And this spilling great mask I have to wear
On the tenth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me 10000 rehearsals 9 beepers beeping Lalalalalala 7 candlelabras 666 a chandelier in pieces 5 high D's... OY! 4 fog machines 3 pretty harmonies "Hey we sing the E!" "Yeah sure you do." And no one even gets to see my hair
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me 11 pyrotechnics 10000 puddings 9 cellphones ringing 8 on-pitch dancers 7 candlelabras 666 a chandelier in pieces *sob* 5 high D's AAAAAH! "Amateurs." 4 fog machines 3 pretty harmonies 2 ingenues "3." And the sweaty piece of porcelein on my face
On the twelth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me 12 YEARS in Phantom (Madame Giry) 11 pyrotechnics 10000 cast changes 9 cameras flashing 8 diva dancers "Cheeky monkeys." 7 candlelabras 666 a chandelier in pieces 5 high E's *low E by Don Attilo* 4 fog machines 3 pretty harmonies A whole bunch of Christines And the sweaty piece of porcelein on his face "You know, it's not going to be perfect with this many people."
