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Yoo, my name is Mario & I like Peach,
I like to go to stages out of reach,
and when the clock starts ticking,
Luigi starts beeping.

Then I eat a mushroom and things start to begin!
The effect takes place and I feel a tingly in my jingly,
Then I jump in the water and pull out a big ol' squid.
And after I placed it on the ground and watched it slid.

It jumped up and inked all over my kid!
I said "What the heck!" it was meant to be an accident.
Then I saw a jumping star, and walked over to it.
When walking over it, I felt spectacular!

Started jumpin' everywhere and jumped on toad.
And ended up on the Yellowbrick Road,
I didn't know where it lead but then I saw Yoshi,
He said, "Get ready for the cup, it's the next top Indie!"

I looked at him blankly and said, "Peachy!"
Then I sat in my kart and revved up real hard.
Behind me was Wario, keeping his distance,
Not wanting to give up his oreo.

Neither did Donkey Kong, with his banana's.
Then came out Koopa one and two, waving over at Boo.
Speeding up head on, doubling on King Boo.
They threw out two shells; red and blue.

Combined together in which they grew.
Forming something that looked like a giant hippopotamus if not two!
Bowser Junior popped up and said "Oh my.. that's too good to be true!"
Then the Shy Brothers flew up and dropped a bomb.

I then looked up and went "Ohh Noo, Marrrrioooohhhh!"
Everyone turned the corner real fast, getting away from the obliteration.
Then they started drifting right, falling deep into the ocean.
& the crew men ran, picked them up, and threw them upright.

Then the race continued, and oh what a site!
It somewhat turned into a fright when the finish line came around the bend.
Koopalings, four of them, bounced out of nowhere near the end,
They took out some almost winners and let the losers take the win.

It's me, Mario, heading to the finish.
Then Princess Daisy started getting a little crazy.
I started getting closer to her, maybe she could be my new lady.