Other Quotes
~Don't underestimate the powers of the Muffin!!! IT WILL SOME DAY TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
~I started to think that drinking was bad... so I gave up thinking.
~Anyone can catch your eyes, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
~If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
~Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars.
~I love you not only because of who you are but also because of who I am when I'm with you.
~They say you only fall in love once, it can't be true. Everytime I look at you, I fall in love all over again.
~If I could reach up and capture a star for every time you've made me smile, I'd have the whole evening sky in the palm of my hand.
~Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop?
~A guy and a girl were riding down the road in a motercycle. They started speeking up.
"Slow down!" The girl yelled.
"First tell me you love me." Replied the guy.
"I love you," she said.
"Now take my helmet off me and put it on yourself." The guy told the girl. The girl then took the helmet and put it on.
The next day on the news their was a report of a motercycle accident with only one survivor.
The truth of the story is the guys breaks went out halfway down the road but he didn't want to tell the girl. He made her say that she loved him so he could hear it for maybe the last time and gave her his helmet in hopes that she would survive...
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~When I first saw you...I was afraid to talk to you
When I first talked to you...I was afraid to like you
When I first liked you...I was afraid to love you
Now that I love you...I'm afraid to lose you
~"I grew up thinking that women had the babies and men dig up the corpses." -Buffy in Buffy The Vampire Slayer
~I realized change had to start with me.
~People may not remember exactly what you did, or what you said, but they will always remember how you make them feel.
~Make sure what you are doing now is exactly what you are doing.
~Visualize sucess, if you can't see it first, no one else will.
~Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me so hold me down and tie me up and show me that you like me
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One day you'll come to me and ask me what's more important: You or my life. I'll say my life and you'll walk away never knowing that you're my life
~A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"
And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."
The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"
And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
~ A friend is someone who is there for you when they'd rather be somewhere else
~ A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
~ A wise man once said, "I don't know, ask a girl."
~ Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
~ Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.
~ Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'
~ Guys are like lava lamps, there fun to look at just not so bright!
~ I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down
~ I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose
~ If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
~ I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
~ I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to!
~ It takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and say bite me in a bitchy tone!
~ Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil.
~ When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous
My quotes:
~I used to cry myself to sleep but now that I have him, I no longer do because I love him dearly.
~ Loves to watch love...Loves to love...Loves to be loved...Loves to make love (Well, I've never made love before so I wouldn't know)
~ My love is here...Where's yours?
~ If you're smart then that makes me stupid
~ Nobody likes you, everybody loved you, they're all out without you, having fun (From Green Day)
~ They think they understand...but they really don't
~ I used to cry myself to sleep but now that I have him, I no longer do because I love him dearly
~ I looked up at the stars and gave each one a reason of how I felt for you...but I soon ran out of stars..so I then moved on to the blades of grass...
Hey look! Tiggy is eating snow! How come there is snow in May? And inside too?
Ali: Angela? Why is Tiggy eating whip cream? -points to white stuff on floor then counter.-
-looks where she points- s**t! Tiggy! You're gonna get sick! I shall save you! -runs to save the day-
~ I want someone to hold me, to tell me everything will be ok or just to keep me company.
I want someone to tell me if I look nice or needs improvement
I want someone who can smile, making my heart skip a beat or two then
pound faster and faster
I want someone who will call me, even if I don't tell them to
I want someone who will tell me anything because I will listen
I want someone who will kiss me, making all the troubles go away.
I want someone to be with me forever...and that person, is you...
~ Look!!! A black and white kitty climbing up a tree! oooooooooooo
Wait...HOLY s**t!!! TIGGY! GET THE HELL DOWN!!! -runs to save her- I
shall save you my precious kitty!!!!
~ You caress my body, sending shivers up and down my spine. My whole being becomes on fire, wanting you, needing you so badly, that I may die if you ever let go...
~ Living without you by my side is like being dead.
~ Without you here, I am nothing
~ My body and soul is forever yours and even longer...
~ I wuv your butt! So nice and soft and round!!! Squishy!!!! >.<
~ I'll be your puppy, now whip me into shape damn it! XD
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