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1.The only time we use cursive is for signatures.
2. I have not needed to know the value of x in my adult life.
3. We were told never to visit a strangers home, talk to him, or take candy... but we did all of that on Halloween...
4. There is no job that requires you to know all fifty states, their location and capital, except teachers, bus drivers, truckers, and pilots.
5. Why hell was that guy in the word problem only putting carpeting around the perimeter of his room?
6. Only pilots need to know when two planes will cross paths if they leave at the same time and going the same speed.
7. What the hell was the point of coloring by numbers?
8. Not once has an employer wanted to see how well I understood Shakespeare or my ability to write poetry.
9. Columbus didn't discover America.
10. Best guess spelling is the reason people can spell on Gaia.
11. There was no point behind the Oregon Trail.
12. No one paid attention at assemblies, all we did was make inappropriate jokes with our friends.
13. It's impossible to get the good prizes when you sell crap for the school. Unless your parents did all the work the most you got was a pair of crappy speakers.
14. No employer will judge you on your ability to recite all the capitals of the US
15. Silent Reading time was really a chance for your teacher to check her email.
16. All valentines day parties did was show how many friends you didn't have.
17. Dioramas teach you nothing except how to turn a shoebox into a waste of glue, paper, and figurines.
18. Conflict resolution is impossible to teach to two angry 10 year olds.
19. The mile showed kids who cant run from a bully and who has asthma.
20. Group projects only teaches us to trust no one.
21. Substitute teachers don't care enough to write down whether we were bad or good, unless there is a fight, arson, or theft.
22. Kids didn't care about the score on the test, just about whether or not they got a star or sticker.
23. Notes to parents never make it home.
24. Cooties are real, it's called crabs.
25. PE teachers are rarely physically fit.

1. This is to men- When your girlfriend/wife asks if you check out other women, look at porn or fantasize about other women, you will get in trouble no matter what. If you answer yes then she will begin to question her looks and feel insecure. However if you answer no, she will think you're lying because it's a male instinct to want to procreate with as many females as possible, or you're gay. Either way she will cry and question herself.

2. When we look sad and depressed we want you to ask what is wrong. When we answer "Oh it's nothing..." we actually have a whole list of reasons as to why we are sad. Don't say "Ok." and go back to playing HALO... We want you to ask what's wrong 1 or 2 more times. Then we will blast you with our woes. Just nod like you understand and say comforting things like "I'm sorry baby," or "It's ok." That will only win you points.

3. When we ask how you are and what you did, ok and nothing are not suitable answers. Elaborate
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4. If we say "DO WHAT EVER THE @#?% YOU WANT!!" we often forget the whole " and when you come home all your crap will be sitting in the front yard with a taxi."

5. We find that by talking with you, we aren't just a pair of boobs and a hoo-hoo hole to you. By talking to us, you have a better chance of seeing said boobies and hoo-hoo hole.
6. If we come to you saying so and so is a b***h just straight up agree. Just say "I know isn't Mary-Anne such a b***h. I can't stand her!" She will be so happy :3

7. It's simple, call when you say you will call and if you say you will be back in two hours and it turns out to be four, call and let her know. She will be bummed, but if you don't tell her and try to sneak into bed... well... you're screwed. We know how to fake being asleep.

8. Agree to take what ever stupid class we ask you to take as a couple. We find bonding time important. If you disagree and refuse you will make us feel distant from you, you don't care about us or our interests, and our friends will hate you.

9. Your ego will be your downfall. Say your sorry whether your right or wrong and let your gaurd down around her
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10. We're emotional creatures and all we want is a guy who will understand it. If you do those things... you will have a happy girlfriend. Good woohoo comes from happy girlfriends :3