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Homer Simpson's Halloween Carol: Green Goblin
I'm Dreaming of a Green Goblin

Sung to the Tune of “I'm Dreamin' of a White Christmas”

I'm dreaming of a Green Goblin,
Just like the one beneath my bed.
Will it break my toes-ies
Or bite my nosey
And use a spoon to eat the contents of my head?
I'm stll dreaming of a Green Goblin,
But now my heart is filled with joy.
I plan to make a dash for the doooooor,
Once I've got it feasting on the boy!

Homer Simpson's Halloween Carol: Trick or Treat
Trick or Treat (Fatty Needs Some Food)

Sung to the Tune of “Jingle Bells”

Dashing through the streets,
He bangs on every door,
Dressed up like a clown
Even though he's thirty-four...
He's told to go away,
But he really needs a fix,
He would sell his grandma for
A measly pixie stick, oh...
Trick and treat!
Trick and treat!
Fatty needs some food!
He don't care if he's Boston beaned
Or merely Charleston chewed, oh...
Trick and treat!
Trick and treat!
This really is the worst.
When you're a balding trick or treater
And it's noon December first!

Homer Simpson's Halloween Carol: Oh Holy Crap
Oh, Holy Crap!

Sung to the Tune of “O' Holy Night”

Oh holy crap!
You can see right through my ghost suit!
Marge was right,
I shoulda worn underpants!

Homer Simpson's Halloween Carol: Stinko the Zombie
Stinko the Zombie

Sung to the Tune of “Frosty the Snowman”

Stinko, the Zombie, Was a corpse without a soul.
With a single tooth hanging by the root
And two eyes made out of toes.
Down through the village,
With his kidneys in his hands,
Children smelled decay as they laughed and played
A game of dodge ball with his glands.
There must have been some magic
In a corpse that skips and jogs.
But the kids knew they'd made a mistake
When they fed hm to the dogs.
Stinko, the Zombie,
Was now a worthless pile of flesh,
But he said goodbye, and for a fun dead guy,
You always have John Tesh.
Sloppity slop slop,
Ploppity plop plop,
Look at Stinko go!
Chunkity chunk chunk Clunkity clunk
Leaving punk stains in the snow!

Homer Simpson's Halloween Carol: Twelfth Day of Spook Night
The Twelfth Day of Spook Night

Sung to the Tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”

On the twelfth day of spook night
My Flanders gave to me...
Twelve stupid apples
Eleven bible verses
Ten stinkin' health bars
Where the hell's the candy?!
I'll get my own damn candy!
Don't tell me you don't eat candy!
Guess i'll settle for this blender
And I could use these speakers
I'll take these five golden things!
Four calling cards
Three French pens
Two CD players
And a partridge in a pear tree

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