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AY PIRATES,

Here is the best capitain in the world! This week our course is going to take us to the deep waterfalls in the amazonas!!

domokun It's - how ever - a very dangerous and silly journey and I still need 5 ordinary seamen!

So take your fu***** buns and come to my ship ("Esmeraldo" wink

scream AND I SWEAR YOU, IF NOONE COMES, I WILL VISIT YOUR MUMS AND DADS AND TELL THEM, WHAT BABIES YOU ARE!!!

See ya later pirate