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"You should be happy homes, I'm giving you the gift of life. Screaming Pooping Life."

I love that movie. smile
If you were a fan, you'd know what I'm talking about.
How about this?

"And the frikken receptionist was trying to get me to take these condoms that look like grape suckers and just babbaling on about her frikken boyfriends' pie balls." "OOO Yum."
"And Sui-Chin was there and she was all like, 'Hi. Babies have fingernails. FINGERNAILS!" "Oh, do you think the baby could like stratch your vaginal way out?"


"You know, maybe I'll pumble my feet, o-or I don't know, get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, but anything else would be exponetionally cooler than going to prom with you. So you just go to prom with Katrina, I'm sure you both will have a real bitchen time."
"You're mad. You have no reason to be mad. You know, I should be royally ticked off at you, you know I should be real cheesed off right now, I shouldn't want to talk to you."
"Why, cuz I got bored and had sex with you, and didn't want to marry you?!"
"Like I would marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever. Andddd, I know you weren't broed that day, because there was a lot of stuff on tv, and the blarewitch project was coming on on starz and you were like 'Oh man I haven't seen that since it came out, but we should make out, lalala. I still have your underwear."
"I still have your virginity."
"God, Shut-up."
"What are you ashamed that we did it? Because at least you don't have the evidence underneath your sweater. I'm a planet." *picks up bag*
"Here let me get that for you. You shouldn't be carrying it."
"What's another 10 pounds?!?"


"WOAH Dream BIG!"