Ok... So me and Finland sneak out every weekend, to have fun and do crazy stuff, ya know? And one weekend when we were walking down the street, about to go screw up (egg, toilet paper, syrup, and baby powder) her street sign, we heard a noise. At first we thought it was a hose or something.. Cause it sounded like water..... o.o; But it turns out, there was no hose... There was only a freakin' Mexican dood pissin' on his driveway. I was confused with the Mexican culture (LOL) and so I had to ask, "Why you pissin' on the driveway?". The noise stopped after we kept askin' him, thinking he wouldn't say anything back. But then, he started talking in spanish or something. We were like 'Wtf?' and we hurried away. A few minutes later, down the road, we realized one of his friends were stalking us! Dx We got kinda scared and hurried faster... THEN he stops his car right in front of us, and says " Hey. You wanna ride? You wanna come chill? We got beer." O.O Finland was just standing there like an idiot like 's**t. Da ********?'. And I was standing there, cussing the Mexicans out, pointing away, sayin' "NO! GO AWAY b***h!" We're like "WE DON'T WANT NO BEER! WTH?" Then they just ...drive off? Wtf? They just keep driving, like nothing happened. They don't stop again, they just keep going. Where the hell are they even going? There home is in the opposite direction!.....?! Later, we were inside... And I had to go home before we got caught sneaking out. So, since I was nervous the Mexican ***** bear was there, I took a knife from sissy's house and we left down the street again... Now every time we walk by the house, we yell, "HEY! WHY YOU PISS ON THE DRIVEWAY? IT DUN MAKE NO SENSE!" xD And later tonight (tomorrow morning), we're gonna spray paint her stop sign with "Mexicans!
STOP
pissin' on the driveway. It don't make sense!"XDD
Don't you just love me and Finland? XD Idk how long this is gonna go on, but every time we sneak out, there's gonna be another surprise for those Mexicans. Ex: Prego jar (spaghetti sauce) in their mail box. xD I put it in their mailbox along with all the mail from every house on her street and a princess sticker on the side. XDDD
Don't we just kick a**?! XD