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Well, this is long, pointless and has MANY SOT SPOILERS!! Here we go!
Richard has the best and CRAPPIEST life. He gets kidnapped, tortured, his father's dead, his brother betrays him, he kills his REAL b*****d father, he gets kidnapped again, tortured in a sence, has to kill a bunch of kids, gains a wife, is apart from his love, then gets some blonde Mord-Sith dead, gains more Mord-Sith because of it, sits around Kahlans place while she fights a war, then they have to destroy a plague, he meets his half-brother, learns that he has to marry the woman that had sexual relations with his OTHER betraying brother, learns that Kahlan has to marry his CURRENT betraying brother, has another Mord-Sith die on him, has sexual relations with his love and she doesn't know who the hell he is, goes to live in the afterlife, gets dised by Kahlans mom, his dad and A (one of many) woman that tortured him come and dis him too, gets the plague, watches Cara get eaten, watchs Kahlan get stabbed, almost dies himself, and after all that...** Hell I'm still only on book five...** He has to convince stupid people that FREEDOM is GOOD, denies Kahlan the child she wants, is walking by as Kahlan is getting smashed into a plup, they lose their child (whicxh is actually kind of good, I'll tell you why in a moment) and THEN...(Hell I'm only going to do to book six) gets kidnapped YET AGAIN!!! and is parted from Kahlan for a YEAR doing stupid work for the enemy while she FIGHTS the Order, one of his best friends gets married and diers without his knowledge of it, loses the war, and has to get saved be a bunch of women. **breaths in deeply** THEN! We find he has a SISTER whom the entire boook is working for the enemy, sleeping with the enemy and all whilst thinking Richard is the enemy, then is almost killed by the betraying b*****d that screwed her, she then meets her dear brother and he (i believe) has NO IDEA she's his sister, THEN Kahlan gets her soul taken away by some creep Jagang sent after them, (skipping that pointless book) Aand THEN!!! Kahlan gets stolen AGAIN and this time Richard is the only one who remembers her! His grandfather, best friends, NO oNE remembers her! Cara almost dies again, Nikki hits on him, Shota makes a deal to give him info and she gets the Sword of Truth for NO HELP AT ALL!, then the sword goes to her creepy sidekick who was the one to steal the sword in the first place, then Richard finds his grandfather and his grandfather not only doesnt believe Richard about Kahlan but makes Richard DIG UP HER CORPSE!!! ACK! Then Richard goes into depression, when he gets out of his funk, Nikki tells him Zedd Ann and Nathan plan to strip his mind of these 'fake memories' of this 'Kahlan' person, only to find out later it would have KILLED Richard! Then we go back to Kahlan, who is a slave, no memory of who or what she is, and is being BEATEN by the bloody BITCHEs Richard let go free in the third book! So it is in my opinion Richard's own fault. THEN!!! Kahlan STEALS THE BOXES OF ORDEN!!! AHHHHHH!!! And then everything gets better....for everyone but Richard. Cara nd Benjamin (my favorite couple) get together for a little hanky panky, with Richards well wishes, and Sister Tovi gets run through with the Sword of Truth. LOL!!!!
Okay, I'm better. And to think, THATS the SHORT version. Tee Hee. Anyway... If you know the whole thing about Shota not wanting them to have a child. She said that they would have a boy. Well, my take is that they already did. Kahlan was pregnant in book Five, Soul of the Fire, and guess what...she never said anything about losing the baby and having another that would be a girl. I think this next child is a coin toss. The FIRST baby, the one that was killed, i think THAT was the boy child Shota saw. Richard and Kahlan have a chance for a girl now. Cool idea I hope.
Anyway...I'm done now...All better now!