So here's how I think it's going to go down (if all the those crazy Christians are right)...

I walk up to the pearly gates and what's his noodle looks in his book, cringes and opens the trap door to Hell were I fall to my fire doom. So I land in the fire and brimstone, Satan looks at my file and yells, "Beelzebub I owe you $10". Then I am ushered off to my eternal torture when Spawn notices me. He promptly walks up and rips my arms off, so I can never do this again. Then the ceiling opens up and Batman comes soaring down and kicks me teeth shattering my face. I cry and cry and apologize and they proceed to savagely desecrate my body forever and ever.

Now... if you want to know why this is going to happen to me ask me about Rule 35... and if you don't know what that is don't ask.