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Gah, I haven't updated this thing in forever! gonk
Well, you might have assumed I was still on the run, or that some other crazy adventure swallowed me up..
Well, you'd be wrong on both accounts. sweatdrop
Yeah, actually it's been pretty boring. I simply forgot to update my journal. Yup.
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*Whispers*
They're always watching. I can't say any more. I'll update next chance I get..
Axle the Beast · Mon May 22, 2006 @ 11:22pm · 1 Comments |
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I found something which should help me defeat Michaelbaka. I don't know why I didn't think of this..
I mean, he's a WOOKIE, for god's sake!
So, what better way to defeat a wookie, than with..
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A SHAVING RAZOR! mrgreen
I'll update again soon!
Axle the Beast · Wed Apr 26, 2006 @ 11:56pm · 3 Comments |
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Yo, sorry for not updating in a while.
I found those rivals... but, well, their answer was along the lines of "screw you" and that's putting it politely, compared to what they actually said.
So I bumped into Michaelbaka again, and he moonwalked after me. I ran by a friend of mine, Gamer, but he just stepped out of the way and let both me and Michaelbaka go right past him. Can't say I blame him..
Anyway, I barely escaped, because a crazed squirrel-eating robot came, and attacked Michaelbaka. So I just barely got away. I guess I'm still on the run.
Axle the Beast · Tue Apr 25, 2006 @ 05:28am · 1 Comments |
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After my last update, I tried to run.....but the Michael Jackson wookie found me. His name is...er......Michaelbaka. Ugh..
I had to fight him, and he kicked my a**. Seriously. I managed to crawl away when Michaelbaka was talking with the vampires, but I'm going to need to be more careful.
I have some friends..er, actually rivals, at best. I'll have to see if I can convince them to help me.
Axle the Beast · Tue Apr 11, 2006 @ 04:59am · 1 Comments |
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I met a wookie dressed like Michael Jackson... well, I didn't meet him, but I saw him. He saw me too. Then he started moonwalking toward me. I ran away really fast.
I listened in on a hunter group of vampires who were sent to capture me while they were camping, and they said the wookie was another experiment sent my the organization to capture me. I'll have to avoid that thing..
Axle the Beast · Fri Apr 07, 2006 @ 04:47am · 3 Comments |
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I haven't been able to update for the past couple of days.
The truth is, I escaped from that place. Appearantly I was being held in Dracula's Castle until I could be sold off to the highest bidder.
Also, appearantly it wasn't because of my astounding shapeshifting abilities. It was for entertainment. Supposedly I'm highly entertaining to observe in captivity. What kind of bullshit is this?
Gah. Anyway, the winner of the auction was appearantly the organization that experimented on me in the first place. I managed to escape, with the help of another prisoner. I'm on the run now from both the vampires and the organization.
I'll update next chance I get.
Axle the Beast · Tue Apr 04, 2006 @ 04:07am · 3 Comments |
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This place sucks, wherever it is. There's no heating, the food is crap, and there aren't any toilets, so you have to either soil yourself or go in the corner.
Oh, I suppose you're wondering how I got on to update. Well, the whole place is wired with electronics. Even the doors to the cells are electronic. I suppose someone could hack them to open them.. hmm..
Anyway, I jacked my Net Navi, Aeroman.EXE, into the network and had him connect to Gaia.
But yeah, this place stinks.. literally. I'll update later when something new has happened.
Axle the Beast · Mon Mar 27, 2006 @ 05:51am · 3 Comments |
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My head hurts.. where am I? |
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I woke up a few minutes ago in a dimly light room. Just last night I attempted to kill Poo the vampire with Bob, but Bob never showed up. I figured I could handle it one my own..
The last thing I remember is the feeling of getting hit in the back of the head. And next thing I know, I woke up here.
I was allowed either one phone call, or five minutes on the internet. The only thing I could think of was to get on here and update my journal. Some other guy in here told me I was an idiot, but I don't know why.
Oops, I have to go now, my time's up.. I'll update again next chance I get.
Axle the Beast · Sat Mar 25, 2006 @ 05:46pm · 1 Comments |
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Found him! Vengeance will be mine! |
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I'm in Venice, and I've located where Poo is going to be meeting another vampire in secret. They're going to meet at midnight.
I'm going to set up a trap there, with a buddy of mine, named Bob.
Bob's good with machinery, so he's going to bring the guns. Geeze, there's a lot of vampires in Venice. It's annoying.
But I'll have my revenge against Poo soon, and then I can get the hell out of here.
Axle the Beast · Thu Mar 23, 2006 @ 10:45pm · 2 Comments |
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