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Hewwooo :3 Daniela here

Well, this being my first journal entry and all I thought maybe I should talk a little about myself. First of all I am a proud Canadian chick. Considering my name some may think I am French. No such luck peepz. I originally come from Europe, Romania. Yep I've been to the infamous castle of Dracula (Be jelly biatches, jk jk) I am 15 years old, welll...almost...on October 9th. To be truthful I'm starting High School in about a month and I am scared shitless of being the youngest in the class. I can already see it -_-"
"He chick, sup?"
"ahaha.. Hi??"
"So, like, what's yo name?"
"Danielle "
"I'm Blake. Jus call me B. Say how old are ya?"
"Nice t-t-to me-e-et you . Ummm yeahhh...14 :/??"
"WTF? For real? K, bye!"
Yep. That would probably be it :/. Sadly many think I am much older, since I am 5'8 and all. The thing is I would rather be shorter and have a smaller a** than be tall skinny and have guys staring at my butt all the time. Not that I complain...but you know...sometimes I feel like I have to act accordingly to the way I look. Mature, responsible, and nerdy when I would rather party till morning and get high on sugar. Unfortunately that rarely happens. Being the big a** nerd I am and having to act all nice and fluffy when I'm with my parents, makes ppl think I'm such a wussy, when really I'm a wild beast. You have no idea how much I want to screw school, get off that path to success through med school, and live my life the way I want. Sigh, -_- I can be such an emo.
Alright enough with the boring shityness of being a daddy's and mommy's girl.

Here are some questions I found rather interesting and would like to answer.

What kind of seeds do seedless watermelons come from?

Umm idk, INVISIBLE ones.!!! "le gasp!" surprised

Do stairs go up or down?

both?? 3nodding

Do they have girls bathrooms in gay bars?

I'm hoping they do cause I'm about to visit one of those with my gay bff. Naw jk jk. Jaydon won't let me go there. He says they'll throw tomatoes at me or any other woman that comes inside. sighh. but yeah, I think so... maybe there are some female employees there. eek ?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

Cause you're always hiding them from the sun. stare

If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why?

Have the craziest day of my life (Chocolate baths, street pillow fights, drunken party, make out sessions with the guy of my dream, and b***h slaps for all the haters twisted .... followed by millions of letters written to my friends and family. As well as sad goodbyes . Because on the last day you've got to do everything so that you don't regret your life and stay in this world as a retard ghost who has unfinished business.

If you had a snail that could magically grant wishes, what would you name it?

Geennniieee weeeniee heheheh yes I know I am retarded. I've been told blaugh

If you had the chance to go back in time for 24 hours, where and when would you go?

Probably 700 years before Jesus was born to see Egypt in all its grace. ♥ I love Egyptian mythology. heart

What would chairs look like if our knees were on the back of our legs?

They would be no chairs anymo' cause we'd be aliens and would have better inventions that my mind obviously does not have the capability of imagining. dramallama

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

This questions FAILS mad

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Yep, those little shits are irresistible. I love dem heart