Random pothead: "Is that a ******** Bible?"
Jay: "Hey hey, the HOLY ******** Bible."
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Randall: "I made fun of Lord of the rings so hard I made some super nerd spew all over the counter. Where's the mop and bucket so i can have elias clean it up."
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Random costumer: "Give me one utterly delicious mooilk shake a skinny calf and order of onion rings
Elias: "One ring to rule them all.."
same costumer: "One ring to find them.."
Randall: "Aw, jesus..."
Elias: "One ring to bring them all."
same costumer: "And in the darkness bind them!"
Elias: "YES!"
same customer: "dude!" -high five-
Elias: "how many times?"
same costumer: "oh um...3 for fellowship, 2 for towers, and FOUR for return of the king."
Elias: "FIVE for return."
same costumer: "dude!"
Randall: "alright look! There's only one return, ok? And it's not of the king, it's of the Jedi."
same costumer: "Ah, star wars geek"
Randall: "Oh I'm the geek? Look at you two pulling out your preciouses"
Elias: "You'll have to excuse him, he's not down with the trilogy."
Randall: "Oh what the ******** happened to this world.. There's only one trilogy you ******** morons!"
This arguement goes on for a while, so this is all you get...go see the movie.
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Elias and lotr fan talking to randall
Elias: "Not the rings Randall..Say what you will about Jesus, but leave th rings outta this."
LOTR fan cusomter: "I'm going to kick a** back to the shire if you don't shut your ******** mouth"
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