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What Bizzle wrote fer meh! ='D |
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NOTE:
I totally went against the rules. Cuz as you can see, I posted it in a bulletin instead of sending it to you. ******** the rules.
I LOVE YOU!
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Everybody wonders "what if" once in a while. Just hit "reply to poster" and fill it out about the person that posted this. Don't forget to be honest cuz no one sees this but me! what would you do IF...
I died:
I'd probably cry. A lot. And the like...Yeah. OOOO. AND THEN. I'd like. Build a boat from...Uhh...Ropes 'n stuff...And yeah. And then. I'd go like...Sail on my little river...Uh no. Ocean. Of tears. And yeah. I'd be a sailor. NO. A PIRATE, BBY. So then I'd be happier. But I'd still miss you. But yeah.
Kay?
I kissed you:
Uhh. Well I donno what I'd do. Cuz like. I totally have ADD moments a lot. So I'd probably end up forgetting what happened, and be all like "OHEMGEELOOK! SHINYY!!!" And yeah. That's about it.
I fell:
Depends on how exactly the word "fell" is used here...Cuzzzzz like. Ya know. If it means fell in love, you've kinda already done that, jkjk. But if it means like...Fell out of a window, I'd probably laugh. And then see if you were dead, of course...And probably rush you to a hospital. And yeah.
I lived next door to you:
That would be pretty snazzy. Not gonna lie. I'd like. Go to your house every day to say hi. Or somethin. And then I'd bring you chicken soup...Because....Well I donno why. But because I said so. Yeah. That's a good reason. So like totally. It would be supahcoo if you lived next door. Ja.
I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
Well first I'd invite you in. And then I'd be like "JUST KIDDING" and slam the door in your face. And then like, a couple seconds later, I'd open it again, and laugh, and be all like "Hahahahaha. Sorry. Had to do it. So yeah. Come in!" And then you'd come in, and I'd probably ask if you were hungry. And if you were, I'd make you food...Of some sort. But it would be yummy. And yeah. Then we'd...Well you know, if I typed out all of what would happen, your eyes would get way tired trying to read it all. So I'll just say that the day would go awesome, cuz...You'd be here. N stuff.
:'D
I stole something:
I'd probably laugh. Well no not really. I'd probably be like "OHEMEFFGEEDUDE. LEMME SEEE." And if it was something cool, I'd probably ask you to get me one too. Cuz...We're awesome like that. And yeah.
I was murdered:
I'd do all the stuff I said for the first question, cuz it asked what if you died...But then I'd go hunt down the mother ******** who done it...And chop off their...NOSE. Cuz. I said so. Then...They'd never be able to smell flowers. Or...Anything that has a scent. Ever. Ever. AGAIN. I think that's cruel enough punishment for starters. Then yeah. You can go haunt them. By like taking...Good smelling stuff to their house, and taunting them with it.
I cried:
Well if you lived next door, or like...In the same city, at least. I'd go cheer you up. And if you lived farther away...I'd STILL go cheer you up. Because...Well because I can. Well I'd WANT to cheer you up anyway...I donno if I'd be able to leave...But yeah. I'd try my bestest. Because I don't like it when mah wifey's sad. It ain't coo, yo.
I asked you to marry me:
We're already married, silly goose. But I'd say yes anyway. Haha. And then we'd have a huge party. And be like "YEEEAH. LESBIANS BEEEEETCHZ. JA. JA. WHAT NOW? YOUR MOM." And then start swing dancing on top of tables. Because we're just that damn cool.
I was hospitalized:
I'd definitely want to go see you. So I could bring you flowers. And chocolate. NO. CHOCOLATE MILK. And ask how you were doing. And give you lots of hugs. And make sure you were going to be okay. And all that jazz. Because that's what wifey's do.
::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
Personality:
Well. There're a lot of words that describe you. Like...Funny. Sweet. Nice. Caring. Cool. Gorgeous. Loving. Cuddly. Beautiful. Friendly. Lovable. Eccentric. Crazy. Awesome. Amazing. Rad. And darling, the list goes on. So your personality pretty much kicks major a**. Because I said so. And anyone who says any different, will get their nose cut off.
Eyes:
Well they're gorgeous, duh. Just like you. No wonder they're yours. I mean sheesh. Some people, their eyes just don't go with the way they look. And make them look dorky. But your eyes compliment you very much. And make your prettiness even prettier.
Hair:
It's all like...Wavy. It reminds me of the ocean...But not really. It might, if it was blue. That would look totally awesome. But you know. I do love your hair though. I've always wanted naturally wavy hair. But mine's straight. BOOORRIIINNGG. But yours. Yours is wavy. You lucky b***h. Gah.
Body:
Welll. I really only have one thing to say about that. IF YOU EVER SAY YOU'RE FAT AGAIN, I'LL GO OVER THERE AND CHAIN YOU TO A WALL, FEED YOU JUNKFOOD AND SODA AND CANDY AND LOTS AND LOTS OF CARBS SO YOU'LL ACTUALLY HAVE A REASON TO SAY THAT. K? But seriously. You're SO not fat. You're a skinny beeeetch. And no matter what you say you're always going to be beautiful. And yeah I know...That was two things...Three things, including this'n. But whatever. That's how I roll, yo.
Smile:
You have really pretty teeth. They're all straight n white. And they're just the right size. Unlike mine which're all huge. They may be straight, but I'm only 16 and I already have adult sized teeth. They're all big'n stuff. I want mine to shrink. And be like yours. That'd be cool.
Wanna help me invent a shrink ray? :'D
::WOULD YOU::
Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me:
Ja. Because you're mah wifey. You're cool. And I know that if I was in a relationship [which I am], and so were you [which you are], you totally wouldn't do anything stupid to ruin either one. Because you're smarter than that, and nicer than that. Mhm.
Keep a secret if i told you one?:
Fertotally, dude. Ellie and I had this secret in like...Kindergarten, and to this day I haven't told a soul. Except her of course. But yeah. Now that I think about it, it's a really STUPID secret. But it's still a secret. But it's still funny how like...Huge a secret it was when we were little. We were just like "OHMAHGOD DON'T TELL ANYONE." Hahahahaha. Goodtimes, goodtimes...
Hold my hand?:
Foshizzle. I love holding hands with people. Especially when I'm all scared of somethin. 'Course, I don't get scared like...Ever. So I guess that wouldn't happen much. But I like holding hands with people anyway, because...It makes me feel special. Unless their hand gets all sweaty...Then it's icky and I'm all like "EWW GROSS." like a little kid, and take my hand away, and run off. Hahah.
Study with me?:
Well duh. Studying with friends is fun. Cuz you can totally skip the homework for like....A couple hours and watch a movie instead. Or play games. And then your parents come home and be like "Hi girls, how was school?" And you'd be like "Oh good." And they'd be like "Well that's good. Homework?" And then there'd be silence....Then. "Uhh....MAYBEE....." Ja. Fun stuff right there. Totally did that once. It was awesome.
Cook for me?:
Ja! Hope you like pasta! Cuz that's the one thing I'm best at making. Besides peanut butter and chocolate icing sandwiches, that is...With strawberries on the side...A glass of milk...Mmm....Ack...My tummy's grumbling nao. Why'd I have to make myself more hungry? Sheesh.
Love me?:
Would I? Wrong question. Do I? DING DING DING. WE HAVE A WINNER, FOLKS! Yes. Duh. Of course. Si. No s**t sherlock. YA THINK?...There're a lot of ways I can say it. Hahaha. But the easiest, is of course, yes. Why you ask? Well because. You're so awesome. And...Well, that whole huge list of stuff I said before that I don't feel like typing all over cuz it'd hurt my fingers. >.>
Date me?:
If I wasn't in a relationship, yes. Yes I would. I personally think you'd be an amazing girlfriend. You're totally supahcoo and have so many good qualities. And yeah. You're also pretty insane sometimes...And so am I. We would reek havoc on the world...They wouldn't know what hit them. Hahaha...That'd be funnnnnn. But then again. We'll be doing that once we see eachother, dating or not.
xD
::HAVE YOU EVER::
Lied to make me feel better?:
Umno. Definitely not. If I learned one thing in my child hood, it's that lying just makes everything worse. It NEVER helps. Haha. Because I mean, even if it DOES work for a little while, the person you lied to will find out EVENTUALLY. Then it'll make it ten times worse on you once they DO find out. I would know...Been through it a lot. Haha.
Wanted to kiss me?:
Well duh. Who that's met you hasn't? Your lips look so....Kissable. Hahaha. As dorky as that sounds, it's totally true. Haha.
Wanted to kill me?:
No ma'am, I can't say that I have. What reason would I have to want to? You're way too supahcoo to want to kill.
D;
Broke my heart?:
I donno...Have I? o_o
Thought I was unbearably annoying?:
Lol. Nowaii. I can be WAYYY more annoying than you. You totally have no idea. Because I can sit here and go on and on and on and on about something completely stupid for like...2 hours or something. And just talk and talk, and ohmygod you have no idea how annoyed people get. Not gonna lie, it's pretty fun. Hahaha.
Hated me?:
Noo. Geez. This quiz is really stupid. I don't know why it asks questions like this. These kinds of questions are just unneeded. Because I mean seriously. Who would take a quiz like this about someone, and then say, "YES. I ******** HATE YOU. NOW GO THE ******** AWAY. GOD DAMN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE YOU. JESUS ******** CHRIST GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC." Seriously. ...Well, I probably would do that. But you know...I'm not particularly normal...>_>
Wanted to tell me something but didn't?:
Not that I can recall.
Wondered about my sanity?:
Lol, nah. I know just how insane you are, and I LOVE it. Fertotally. It's pretty amazing. I mean like geez. I think you may be more insane than I am! And that's kind of hard to do. Unless you're Ellie...But she's more insane than anyone like..Ever. But you know. So yeah. Harr.
Wanted to do something to me?:
Not really? I seriously have no idea how to answer this question. Hahaha.
::More::
When and how did we meet?:
When - Like....Well, I really don't remember...>.>
How - Uh. I'm not going to answer how, because I don't know...How. O.o; I'm going to answer WHERE. It was on gaia! Ja. Fersure. In some freakywierd thread probably. I have no doubt about that. Hahaha.
Describe me in three words.:
How 'bout one?
Coolfunnynicesweetawesomeloveablecaringsexybeautifulgorgeouslovingpsychocrazyawesomeamazing.
What was your first impression?:
Please see above.
What do you think of me now?:
See above.
What reminds you of me?:
Lots of stuff. Like rainbows. And happy emoticons. And "lol". And other things that I can't seem to think of right now.
:'D
Could you see us being friends forever?:
Wellduhhh.
When's the last time you saw me?:
Uh.
In a picture on your profile yesterday? :'D
Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you?:
Welllll. Go ahead if you want to.
Hahaha.
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LOVE,
Bizzle.
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Ja.
TOTALLY added the LOVE, Bizzle part.
But, I'm sure she doesn't care xD
Lawlz!
Bizzle makes me smile!
x'D
 Suicidal Kai-Kun · Sat Mar 22, 2008 @ 11:23pm · 0 Comments |
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The Signs I've gotten and love so very much. |
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What do you look like? xD |
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Google the phrase "(Your name or gaia namw) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work. Add yours to the bottom of the list and repost this.
Do it!
It's fun. x3.
Examples:
Jackie looks like Darth Vader turned horizontal.
Jackie looks like a self-satisfied, smug, eminence gris in that shot.
Jackie looks like an alien pieced together from human body-parts.
xD
Suicidal Kai-Kun · Wed Aug 22, 2007 @ 08:50pm · 2 Comments |
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Go to Google =D and type in your name (Real life name or gaia name or both to mix it up a bit.), then put the word "needs" after it, and search...then, post a comment here with the first or best description you found...for example: "John needs to shave"...names come up with the funniest stuff...this is great XD...spread the word and have other people do it too...or, you can even post this in your own journal, and laugh your butt off at your own results
Do this!
It's fun!
My results with my gaia name.
Kai Needs You!
Kai needs a hero to save her.
Kai needs to be that dumb to keep the plot going.
Kai needs a girl who won't bother her.
Kai needs a donut.
Kai needs to find mate.
Kai needs a companion and body servant.
Kai needs a new ______ like she needs a hole in the head.
Kai needs a Bark Park!
xD
Suicidal Kai-Kun · Fri Aug 03, 2007 @ 09:07pm · 1 Comments |
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2 Signs by a very good Friend of mine =] |
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Funny quotes from my friends =] |
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"Cuppy Cake says:
Milk actually does have drugs in it,
Because they induce the cows to produce more,
so that could be why you love it so much.
*nod*
Kai-Kun says:
XD
I'm a DRUG addict XD wow
Cuppy Cake says:
Meh.
There's drugs in everything
Kai-Kun says:
I know
Cuppy Cake says:
like, when you breathe in air, 9/10 you're probably breathing in a drug XD
That's kinda sad...
Kai-Kun says:
ooo, so does that mean we're all addicted to air?
Cuppy Cake says:
;D oh ja
We're like
"Pure Oxygen..NO ******** I WANT THE GOOD s**t. I LIKE MY AIR LACED b***h".."
I need more funny ness peoples!
Suicidal Kai-Kun · Wed May 23, 2007 @ 02:09pm · 0 Comments |
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-Avi art x3
