nothing is visible and in the distance you can hear someone in boots approaching then in a chillingly clear voice they half whisper...
"lady's and gentlemen...boy's and girls....dieing time's here..."
then a slew of slashing sounds are heard as the letters "JTHM" in red appear as if carved in flesh with small blood lines trailing out of each of the letters that have appeared while the boots can be heard walking away
once the final echo's of the boots is sounded a screen can be heard warming up followed by a grim sounding militaristic voice saying
"yes my tallest...what planet will we be burning today..."
then a laser sounds burning the letters "DaT" in irken as they glow purple with smoke coming off them and as the screen can be heard powering down
a soft demonic wailing mixed with a hissing causes the word "verses" in green to appear as if they are crumbling into existence between the two words with a eerie green light shining out of them
(fade to the next scene with the words still on the screen then they fade)
PART ONE:
ZIM'S PLAN
(On board the massive in the tallest's chamber Zim is on screen while the tallest are only half listening to Zim's ranting about his new plan with the bloodsport playing on the P.I.P.)
“...A big plan, a tall plan, a plan to make me greater then you finks”
“mmhmm, oh interesting and how do you plan on doing this when you are nothing but an exiled maggot?” chuckled Red
“I'm glad you asked ********, these last few months I have been working on a device so fiendish it can make even a Smeet a tallest ”
“what! Why, why the ******** do you want to become a tallest” said a rather angry and nervous Purple
“I was thinking how could I make the greatness that is ZIM even greater, and I thought how great my tallest were so I figured if I make my self tall I will be the greatest Irken ever *brings hand in front of mouth and clenches it into a fist while saying the next line* greater and taller then you then the armada will be mine and everyone will tremble at the name ZIM”
tallest Red and Purple just stared at Zim with a dumb yet slightly terrified expression on their faces
“well see you when I'm taller Zim out” then the screen shut off leaving a burnt image of Zim’s face on there because he was talking for so long
“what will we do, what will we do, WHAT THE ******** WILL WE DOOO!” screamed Purple
Red then spun around and b***h slapped Purple causing him to shut up instantly “master!” said an irken elite adorned in purple and black standing near the door “It’s ok Xen just go get me some chipz” “sir” then Xen left the bridge cannon
“we will do what we should have done a long time ago...”
“You don't mean?” said purple as the piece of donut fell out of his mouth “Yes I do mean it...we will call him to fix our little problem before it becomes a big one”
(Zoom out from the massive and eventually showing the armada burning the face of another world. fade to black)
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PART TWO:
A NIGHT OUT...
(Fade from black. to a small unkempt house with the numbers 777 on the front and the sun just about to set with a kid playing on the lawn next door with a tatty looking bear, as the front door on the small house opens Johnny steps out on to the veranda smelling the air and making a face he showing is sickened by it)
“Hiya Mr. Scary neighbor man” the kid calls out
“hey Squee”
“are you going again?”
“yes but not for a vacation this time”
“then...where are you going?”
“I was going out to...have some fun...but I will be back soon”
“Can I come too?”
“Nope, I'm going out to have some...adult fun and I might need you to get the bactine”
“what do you mean by adult fun and why would you need bactine, last time I saw you, you became nice?”
“i'm going to go to the city and play some games involving my...toys, and making people pincushions”
“SQUEE! I hope I never become an adult”
Johnny then heard voices in his head faintly whispering “you know you could technically make his wish come true...” then Johnny shook his head at these thoughts and tilted his head side ways smiled and said “don't worry not all adult fun is as bad as that...most of it is much, much worse!”
“SQUEEEEEEEE!”
Johnny then looked up to the sky “oh well time to get going I'll see you later Todd”
“l-l-l-later J-J-Johnny”
and then Johnny set off down he street heading towards the city humming to the beat of punish me by raminggstone.
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The twilight now in effect the street lights coming on as Johnny was walking down the foot path each street light flicking on as he walked under it,
then he could see them the four thugs flying blut colors Johnny smirked at the irony of tonight’s targets then unsheathed his knives and held them downwards as to not alert his prey with their reflection then shook his head and was no longer Johnny but was Nny the man who he had become in the recent years
just as he was ten meters away from them he stepped on a pebble and it cracked under his foot the four thugs spun around and Nny stopped and tilted his head sideways looking at the thugs, the thugs now a little skittish at not being able to see what made the noise then the street light above Nny flickered on
“ha, ha, ha, lookie 'ere we got our selves a lost little cracker who thinks 'e can play with knives” the other thugs laughed at the leaders comments “yeah Zac tell that b***h what we think of him!”
“You will be the last to die!”
“Ooh! I'm gunna be the last to die, ha, ha, ha! Yeah right, what you gunna do to us little man, we got you surrounded!” jeered Zac
“this!” Nny then thrust the knives into the thugs to his left and right in the face lifted him self up hinging off the knives and kicked Zac in the chest knocking him over then somersaulted and kicked the last thug on top of his head cracking his skull and shattering the bones in his neck
“hmmm, looks like I didn't spill a drop on this one, too bad about these two they are bleeding out like stuck pigs, oh well” said Nny shrugging then bent over and ripped the knives out of their skulls and turned to Zac and saw him running down a back ally “ooh a chase its been a while since I had to chase someone” Nny then grinned and started sprinting after him.
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“Help me! Help me!” banged Zac on the roller door of the ware house
“let that foo' in before the pigs in blue show” came a smooth voice from behind the door one of the roller doors opened up to waist height and let Zac in then the 7ft 3 doorman jimmy bubbles grabbed him neck and dragged him to the throne in the back of the Ute and dropped him on the ground
“now tell me the real Poop Dogg” “POOP DOGG” cheered the gang members in unison “what happened?”
“Well s**t went down like this we were on the corner pushin' the s**t like we normally do then some crazy mo'fo' with these knives as long as his arms kills Ken-e, B-bop and P.M. Jr. then he started chasing me I think I lost him a few blocks ago!”
“Well your little knife wieldin' friend can be fixed, jimmy get mah pal here a 9mil” jimmy then went over to a weapons crate and pulled out a 9mil hand gun and smacked a magazine in it and pulled 2 spare magazines the threw them to Zac “now go out there and teach that mo'fo' not to mess with Poop Dogg” “POOP DOGG! POOP DOGG! POOP DOGG!”
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Zac walked down the street looking out for that freak then across the street Zac saw him and they locked eyes then a bus speed past and he was gone then he turned to walk back towards the warehouse and Nny was standing right in front of him Zac fell on the ground and shot blindly at Nny when he opened his eyes a Hobo was standing there
“what the hell was that for I just asked you for some change” then he pulled out a flask filled with bullet holes leaking out moon shine “now how am I meant to forget I'm poor”
“here think of it as a gift from Poop Dogg” and threw a small satchel of white powder at the Hobo
“thanks” “I remember when I used to be Poop Dogg and one time one of my homies was being chased by some psycho with knives”
“what the hell are you talking about? And what happened to that foo’ who was being chased by a psycho?”
“I’m reminiscin' and ummm he shot at a Hobo broke his flask then when the Hobo left the psycho killed him because he was standing behind his back the entire time...oh well time to go” then as the Hobo walked off and Zac looked over his shoulder
“phew that Hobo was lying about that cracker behind my back”
“no he wasn't” then Nny grabbed Zac by his dreadlocks and dragged him kicking and screaming while nobody on the street really gave a crap as to what was happening
he took him into a back ally lifted him a foot off the ground and drove a knife into the wall holding him up by his hair while he was just able to tippy toe to keep from being scalped
“now I'm gunna have some fun with your friends don't go away I'll be back for you later!” then Nny ran to a ladder well and started climbing up to the roof then disappeared with a swish of his tatty trench coat over the rail of the building.
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“Where the hell is that idiot he should have dealt with his psycho problem by now”
“yeah, he probably shot himself in the foot and is at the hospital by now” the crowd of gang members burst into laughter and was interrupted by a rattling on the roller door when jimmy opened the roller door and looked out into the street no one was there except a coked out bum twitching in the gutter then jimmy shut the door and as he turned around to Poop Dogg his jaw dropped down in a look of utter stupidity
“what? What the hell is the problem?!” then Poop Dogg felt the cold touch of Nny's blade on his neck as he stuck his head out from behind the throne then all the gang members drew their guns and aimed at Nny's head he pressed the blade even closer to his neck causing a small bead of blood to run down his neck
“put your guns away you idiots, I take it by your being here you killed Zac? And how did you get in?”
“No he is still alive and is currently just hanging around and I got in through the broken window above a stack of crates”
“so what do you want?”
nny then breathed in deep and said in a whisper “To paint my wall” then he slit Poop Dogg's throat and kicked the throne into the crowd.
(Cut to out side looking up at a window you can here screaming and gunshots as the windows flash from the gun fire then the gun fire stops and you can hear glass being broken as someone is walking around then one last blood curdling scream fade to black as the scream dies out)
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PART THREE:
CLEANING UP THE MESS
(Police cars and ambulances are parked out side the ware house lights flashing as paramedics carry buckets of body parts and putting them in the back of the trucks cars and anywhere they can put them)
“Damn, he made a mess this time” said a police officer with a scar above his right eye
“yeah, I just hope we can get all the evidence out of here before they show up” said another officer as he dipped his donut into his coffee “if I just had some evidence that Z? Existed *takes bite of donut* I could get the city wide manhunt for him started *takes another bite* but because of them they always come, take over *finishes donut and reaches to holster and gets another one* then they sweep it under the rug”
“yeah every time I file a report on a green kid terrorizing citizens the file goes “missing” you know what I mean”
“yeah I do...damn it they are here look go inside and take a couple of photos of his calling card then meet me at the Mac meaties on maple”
“why? And which one?”
“I'm out of meat donuts and the other one now get going!” then the police officer rushed into the warehouse then a black four door car with a blue insignia of an eyeball surrounded two semi circles and little triangles at the gaps in the of semicircles on the doors and hood pulled up and two people stepped out of the car and were wearing balaclavas, goggles and voice changers and long black trench coats and flashed some id with the same insignia on it
“I'm agent Darkbootie and this is agent Nessie we're here to take over”
“yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the deal, ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY THE EYES ARE HERE TIME TO GO HOME!”
Darkbootie and Nessie then stood there watching the police drive off and when the police were gone Darkbootie took off his head gear and went to the boot and pulled out a bucket, a mop and some high powered bleach while Nessie taped off the area
“how long do you think you will be?”
“You can never tell with Nny, sometimes it can be done in an hour some times all night, depending on what kind of mood he's in” said Darkbootie as he entered the warehouse “why does he do it?”
“Because we have influenced his entire life to go and kill the criminal element, yes he may harm innocents from time to time but if you remove all the kidnappings and murders he does, the crime rate is down 43%”
“no not that but putting Z? Where ever he murders some one, he only started doing it after “moose” escaped from behind the wall?”
“Maybe one of the voices in his head tells him to do it?”
“What shits me off most is that bloody movie coming out soon Z? : the massacre begins”
“I was thinking of going out to see that to see how factual it actually is”
“humph” grunted Darkbootie as he started moping the floor
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PART FOUR:
LOOSE ENDS...
(At the Mac meaties on maple...no the other one)
The scar-faced officer entered and found the chief sitting one table away from the corner and sat down opposite him
“so you got the pictures of his calling card?” said the chief with donut crumbs falling out of his mouth
“Oh, I got that and more!” said the scared officer with enthusiasm in his voice
“What do you mean by more?” the scar faced officer handed the photos over to the chief “what’s so special about them?”
“Look in the rafters on the right hand side”
the chief then took out his glasses and then his face became one of shock “you don't mean this is what I think it is?”
“Yep we not only got photos of his card but he was there the entire time I was taking photos” said the scar faced officer,
then the waitress came over to the officers and said “the gentleman who was in here a minute ago told me to give this to you” then she dropped an envelope on the table when the chief looked at the front of it and had “to the chief from Z? ” written on it
“What the ********? he was here!” then the chief then looked around trying to see if he was still near by he then opened the envelope and a napkin dropped out when the chief looked at it, it was a drawing of happy noodle boy in a police car ramming into a building running over a pig in a police uniform and a skinny police officer with a zipper on his head
when they looked out into the parking lot their car was only a foot away from the window and as the car rammed through the wall Nny was catapulted out the windscreen and landed behind the counter then got up and had some glass stuck to his head then he looked down and saw the scar faced officer crawling away “weee lets play hide and seek I'll give you the count of 1 to 10, 1-2- oh I'm bored now 10”
Nny then jumped onto his back and whispered “lets make that zipper on your head go right around” Nny then heard the waitress talking to the police on the phone and jammed his knives into the officers legs stapling him to the ground Nny then backfliped off the police officers back and landed on the counter
“hi” he said with his trademark grin then drew another knife out of his jacket and cut the cord on the phone “tsk, tsk, tsk, I almost forgot about you I don’t like your face its ugly lets fix that”
(snap to next scene)
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PART FIVE:
MORE MESS
(inside the swollen eyeball patrol car speeding down the highway)
“come in Darkbootie and Nessie this is Disembodied Head we've had another Nny attack in your area report immediately”
darkbootie then reached for the radio grumbling “Darkbootie here what's the location?”
“the Mac meaties on maple” “we're on it Disembodied Head, Darkbootie out”
“Nny's certainly very busy tonight” said Nessie with a small hint of sarcasm in his voice
“this is the third one tonight!” shouted dark bootie kicking the foot rest
“just be glad he doesn't do this every day Darkbootie” he retorted
“yeah, your right how we gunna cover this one up?”
“not sure probably something to do with terrorist-man”
“you got the kit?” he said as she was turning off the highway
“yeah it's in the glove box”
Darkbootie then lent forward and opened the glove box and took out a disguise kit an started gluing hair on his face
“after we clean up this mess then were gunna make a terrorist-man video saying that because the Mac meaties on maple is the headquarters so by doing stuff to it people would be annoyed that all of the Mac meaties closed causing chaos then send that video into the news station” said Nessie
“yeah but because there are two on maple and because he's from out of town he targeted the wrong one”
“that's right” he confemed with a nod of his head
“oh, ok so I show up in the terrorist-man costume and then run around and freak people out a bit clean up and return?” said Darkbootie as he was putting on an orange terrorist jump suit
“You got it” he confirmed again.
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PART SIX:
SHOPPNG AND NEWS
(half an hour later at CD Cesspool)
“hello sir how can I help you?” asked a red haired girl in her late teens
“yes, first don't call me sir, I hate that generalization of humans, and second do you have the new album by Swollen Squirrel?” snapped Johnny
“uhhhh, sorry I'm new something horrible happened to the last store clerk so I got his job and I don't think so, is there anything else I can help you with?” she asked with one of those smiling faces that a store clerk gives you when they are trying too hard to be nice
“yes, do you stock DVD's and DVD players?” johnny said as he was flipping through some CD's as if he was just trying to keep his fingers entertained
“yeah we got some DVD players in the back room as for DVD's what were you looking for?” she said with the hope salesmen get when they think they are about to make a sale
johnny then stopped looking through the CD's and gave all of his undivided attention to her “JTHM”
“is that “Jhonen The Homicidal Maniac”, that show about an artist/writer who was screwed around by some television network and now has a personal vendetta against them?” she said while looking like she was thinking
“yes that one” he replied almost blankly
“ummm, yeah we got the first season box set and volume one of season two”
“I'll take them” he said fumbling in his coat as if he was trying to decide what wallet to use
“OK and how will you be paying for that tonight cash, check or credit?”
“how about steel?” he said flashing his famous grin
“Huh?” then Johnny drove one of his knives straight through her skull and out the other side “what just happened, why do I feel like I have a brain freeze, why is your hand in by face, wait what is this? Is this a knife in my head!? There’s a knife in my ******** head why did you do this to me?”
“Don't know bored I guess” he said shruging
“you jammed a ******** knife in my skull just because you were bored!? You are just so ******** up!” she screamed at him with hysteria in her voice and on her face
“like I haven't heard that one before” he retorted while rolling his eyes
“well what are you going to ******** do about this!?” screamed the store clerk while pointing at the knife with both hands
“ummm want me to take it out?”
“yes that would be ******** grand!” she wailed
Johnny then reached for the knife and as he started pulling it out she started convulsing causing the knife to shred her face “hmmm, I wonder if I can do that again?”
Johnny then stuck his head out off the store and saw a drunk wandering his way down the walk way upon getting closer Johnny recognized him as Todd's dad then a pair of voices whispered in his ear“do it, this man hurts Todd every day like Devi hurt you” “yes don't you want to help Todd be happy?” the voices echoed in his head
“yes I do, but it's his dad I don't want the same thing to happen to him as me”
“fine but one day you will listen to us...” then his mind shut off dead silent, nothing could be heard not even his own thoughts
emotions welled in Johnny the desire to see another living person with a knife sticking out of his head or Todd's partial happiness then Johnny felt like he was having another argument with the dough boys then it hit him he was just talking to them “but how? How are they talking to me they're dead aren't they?”
“******** it, I'm going home” then Johnny trudged off home
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(meanwhile... at the Mac Meaties)
“come in all agents, I repeat come in all agents drop whatever you are doing this is a code 1 direct call from headquarters”
“hey Darkbootie we got a code 1 call” Nessie called out
BANG “ow, a code 1 are you serious!?” said Darkbootie as he was crawling out from under the table while rubbing his head
“all agents are to report to headquarters because Agent Darkice is coming and he says something big is going down, this announcement will be rebroadcast in 5 minutes time Disembodied head out”
“so how are we gunna deal with this?” questioned Darkbootie
“lets just say Terrorist-man just grew some balls” said Nessie as he showed him a boot full of explosives and automatic weapons
“what the hell do you have all that for Nessie?” said dark booty with his eyes almost looking like they are going to pop out of his head
“never know when s**t might hit the fan and we get a set issue of equipment each year I just claim it all before the year is up them I get more the next year you should know that” said nessie closing the boot of the car with a pound brick of C4 in hand
“the most I ever get from headquarters is new work clothes, cleaning supplies and a couple of hand guns with a small crate of 9mil bullets”
“do you use any of the bullets?” asked nessie having never seen him fire a single round ever
“yeah, I'm a bit of a bogan at heart and go tin shooting on top of mystical hill every X-mass eve”
“ahhh, so that's why you request every X-mass eve off, ok enough dilly dallying lets just get this done and over with” Nessie then went in side the Mac Meaties and then came running out “start running that way like a maniac and screaming like one too and I'll pick you up a few blocks that way”.
(after a few minutes of darkbootie running down the street until he felt puffed)
“damn this jumpsuit is heavy” then the Mac Meaties exploded with enough force to knock Darkbootie off his feet when he got up he screamed
“ha, ha, ha, Terrorist man has struck again!” then he ran some more and eventualy sat down on the street corner next to a storm drain and Nessie pulled up drinking a meatshake “hi need a lift”
“yes what took you so long” said darkbooie asking a rethorical question
“drive through at Mac Meaties” said nessie as he was shaking the cup
“did you at least get me one?” said darkbootie as he was buckling in
“yeah a got us 3 each”
“cool lets go” said dark bootie as he started drinking it
(pan up to the city skyline with the flames from the Mac Meaties in the corner of your point of view. Fade to black)
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PART SEVEN:
LET THE INQUISTION BEGIN
(back on the massive in the bridge cannon tallest Purple is briefing Xen as Draconas and Tara enter the room)
“my tallest forgive me for interrupting but what mission is so important you have called me back from the resisty uprising on vort?” said Draconas as he and Tara got down on one knee
“get up you don't have to be so formal, we see you as almost equils” said Purple as he was lifting Draconas by his shoulders directing that comment at draconas leaving tara out due to her lack of height “come sit and I shall brief you on a mission so important if you fail the resisty shall win the war and Zim will be the next and last tallest” said purple with a seriousness in his voice that is seldom used
“HOW HE IS JUST TALLER THAN A SMEET!” said draconas in an out burst before readjusting his demeanor so he was calm
“yes I know, but he right this very minute is working on a device that will even a Smeet a tallest” said purple almost cringing waiting for draconas's next out burst
“******** HELL I WILL KILL THAT LITTLE ******** HOW DARE HE TRY TO UNDERMINE MY TALLEST I WILL HANG HIM BY HIS SQUEEDILYSPOOCH!” said draconas throwing out his demeanor
“that's the plan” said Red as he entered the room wearing something akin to an elites uniform instead of his normal garb while twirling a fork in his natural fingers
Draconas then stopped his ranting and his antennae just picked up “did I just hear you right but you want me to go bounty hunting?”
“yes we do...” said red as he stabbed the fork into table
“so why don't you just send SIZZ-LORR?” said draconas skeptically
“he is currently trapped on foodcortia in the middle of a foodening and we need the planet glassed” said purple with a tone that said it's not a request but an order
“why do you want it glassed?” said draconas with what would pass as an irken equivlent of a raised eyebrow
red looked at draconas with a look of as if he was picking up on a hint of defiance and said “we have found out that Zim is not the only nuisance to the Irken empire on Earth but here is the list of the names of all known Irkens who were exiled to earth for the good of the mission by previous tallest's”
Draconas reached over the table and took the vid screen from the table Xen was sitting at and began scaning the seemingly endless list of names on the screen with a number of stars next to each the names indicating how dangerous they are after a while Draconas got bored reading the list and said “vid screen how many known renegade Irkens are on Earth?”
“approximately 18000 Irkens to date have been exiled or fled to earth” came back the computer's voice that the tallest have chosen
“so why don't I just glass the planet and get over with it” said draconas with his eyes closed his brows knitted and his hand just where the bridge of his nose would be if he had one
then there was an awkward silence for a short period of time before purple broke it “think of Zim like a cockroachian, unkillable unless you do it for yourself, just leave one piece of him behind and when you least expect it Zim will show up at I don't know...the 1000 year celebration of our galactic conquest and kill everybody starting another war”
“and you the war hero of operation impending doom 2 would be put to shame for not killing Zim” added Red
“yes I see what you mean also might I add a few requests?” said draconas with a calm face
“yes what are they?” said the tallest at the same time
“I want to take some Irken elites and a special guest with me?”
“very well we'll get the elites ready for you but who is the special guest?” said red being puzzled
“the special guest is one of the royal five, and I want to select the elites myself, you Xen your an elite right come over here” when he reached Draconas he then stared into his eyes and Xen looked even harder back “hmmm you have the eyes of a warrior who has an immense amount of malice, if that malice is harnessed correctly it can be your greatest weapon but take it lightly and it will be your downfall”
“I'm well aware of that” said Xen cooly
“I also know all about how you and your 'friend' were trapped on Devastis 60 years ago by Zim during the great black out and if you try and sabotage this mission so Tak can be the one to kill Zim I will shoot you out of the airlock or myself depending on my mood” said draconas sounding like he was making a promise not a threat
“I had no intention of sabotaging this mission because I want to find out what happened to Tak” said Xen with a look of hurt on his face
“what do you mean by that she was on planet dirt a few years ago?”
“she left dirt and hunted Zim, the tallest knew about this because she was going to fill the earth with snacks and give it to them”
“very well I'll give you 12 hours when we get to earth to find Tak and any other info you may find think of it like this you will be a temporary invader after that we hunt Zim and get the job done”
“fine” sniped Xen as he picked up a few things off the table then followed Draconas and Tara as they started to leave the massive then Red raced up to Draconas and asked “which of the royal five do you want to accompany you?” and as the door was shutting on the teleporter Draconas whispered one word “Tika...” then the door shut and left a dumb founded Red standing there.
(show an outside shot of the massive with The Shadow 5 next to it, The Shadow 5 then starts puling away going in the opposite different direction to the armada. Fade to black)
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PART EIGHT:
FILLERBUNNY LIVE! STARING FILLERBUNNY AND JHONEN VASQUEZ
(the scene opens at an opera theater the curtain rises up and Fillerbunny steps ford and bows)
“hi I'm Fillerbunny and today I'm gunna entertain you, how I don't know but we'll figure that out very soon, ooh a dollar” bends over to pick it up and a giant pendulum Axe swings where Fillerbunny was just standing “awww, it's a joke dollar”
“how do you know it's a fake dollar?” shouts somebody from the audience
“because it says 'in boom we trust' so yeah it can't be real” throws the dollar behind him after a few seconds it explodes
“man I have no idea what I'm meant to be doing” a fuse lit bomb painted poorly to look like a soccer ball rolls on stage and Jhonen sticks his head out from behind the curtain “psst, juggle it with your feet”
“that's a great idea!” Fillerbunny then walks up to the bomb and starts juggling it with his feet while Jhonen hides behind blast proof glass then Fillerbunny falls over the bomb hits him on the head giving him an egg and bounces into Jhonen's blast proof section and explodes, he then screams all kinds of profanity's then come out on stage with a hair style similar to when Johnny came back from hell and is smoking looking none too happy stalks up to filler bunny pulls out a hand gun and blows his brains all over the stage then turns to the audience bows and stalks off stage still smoking.
(the curtains come down and the audience shouts for encore then curtain comes up)
a wet looking Jhonen comes out wheeling a fish tank full of Fillerbunny's and then he goes back off stage and comes back with a trolley full of jerry cans Jhonen then picks one up and shows the label to the audience it reads “gas” he then smiles maniacally while filling the fish tank he then takes 10 big steps away from the tank procures a Zippo lights it and throws the Zippo into the fish tank and a great pillar of flame shoots to the roof with the sound of the Fillerbunny's screaming in pain then Jhonen raises both hands in the air bows again walks back stage and you can hear him sawing something then a piano falls on the fish tank extinguishing the flames the audience then get up on their feet even the ones in the front row with their eyebrows singed off and begin an almost eardrum bursting applause.
Jhonen steps out from behind the curtains with a microphone and says “there will be no more Fillerbunny ever again, period! they are now extinct the last of their kind was in that fish tank!”
“we're extinct?” said a sad lone Fillerbunny coming out from behind the curtain
Jhonen then spun around on his heels to face the Fillerbunny “you will be soon!” then he went up to the Fillerbunny sticky taped him to a rocket lit the fuse and while laughing maniacally counted down from ten “10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0 BLAST OFF!” then the rocket shot out of the hall through the roof “THE ******** END!” screamed Jhonen he then slammed the microphone down onto the stage and walked off.
(more curtains come down and in the background you can hear a car speeding off and the audience are not entirely sure what their reaction should be, meanwhile....on the moon)
the last Fillerbunny crash lands on the moon “well at least the-” then the rocket explodes sending him grinding through the dirt face first “-never mind” when he looked up a green girl was sitting on a crashed spaceship
“hi my name's Tak do you have any tools?” she said to him
“ummm, no I was just minding my own business then this psycho with red hair and a really bad hair cut tells me I'm extinct then tapes me to a rocket and shoots me here, SO DO YOU THINK I GOT SOME TOOLS! I'm sorry...look I'm really stressed I didn't mean to yell”
Tak shrugged not really caring or listening after the no tools part “well anyway here are the rules the moon is mine, I'm in charge of the moon you stay on your half unless on your half is the dark side and I'll wander onto your half any time I damn well want”
“oh my god! I'm getting away from this place” then the Fillerbunny ran to the dark side of the moon froze instantly and floated away and was eventually sucked into a black hole.
(will he survive?....PROBABLY NOT!)
**********
PART NINE:
JOHNNY'S LAMENT
(fade from black. Johnny's in his home lying down on a bed)
“what the hell is happening to me I keep hearing the dough boys but they're dead so it can't be them” then he got up and walked to a wall covered with knives and saws “do you think I'm crazy Zac?”
“ou aadddyy arrdda aakaarr”
“oh that’s right I cut out your tongue because I got sick of you calling me a 'cracker' and a 'bloody mother ********' just nod if you agree and shake your head if you don't agree, ok” he said with a smile
then Zac nodded
“so do you think I'm crazy?” Zac nodded again then Johnny crossed the room and opened a draw took out a nail gun and shot him in the abdomen and put it back in the draw and went back to his knives “does your hair hurt?”
Zac reluctantly nodded again and Johnny reached for a scalpel and then cut his hair off with skin still attached while trying to scream then Johnny said “this bores me I'm finished with you” and started the buzz saw and removed his head then sighed when he finished “why is this so damn boring....”
then Reverend Meat came in the room phasing through the wall “I've been listening to your complaints and I can answer that for you”
“you can! tell meeee!”
“you have been giving in to all but one of your urges even though you try resisting them in the end it's futile”
“tell me!, tell me what I lack!” said Johnny shaking Reverend Meat
“it's love! the one emotion that you keep bottled up, the more you bottle it the higher chances of the dough boys have of coming back!”
“so all I have to do is get back with Devi and they will go away?”
“exactly, fulfill your lust for...well lust and they will go away”
“are you sure you don't work for the dough boys?”
“yes, if I worked for them when they came back I'd be out of a job and as I said before I have a hamburger”
“well the dough boys I can hear them more and more frequently I can't see them but it's just a matter of time, I need to do what Reverend Meat said...I need...” “I need...Devi...only she can help me I have failed in my quest to relinquish my emotions the dough boys are winning but I would rather be haunted by Reverend Meat than have the dough boys back I can't live with out my emotions I'm sorry Mr. Samsa I've failed you” just then as Johnny picked up a piece of paper and started writing a letter a swarm of cockroaches came into the room and dissolved into a man who looks like he is a used car sales man in a white suit
“who the hell are you wait were you a pile of cockroaches a minute ago” said Johnny looking over the top of the table at him and decided to ignore him instead of killing him and went back to his letter
“come on Johnny just because you can hear the dough boys doesn't mean you failed it just means you aren't trying hard enough?”
“go away...”
“what was that?”
“go the ******** away you pile of bug s**t actually just stay there” Johnny then went into the kitchen and looked various boxes in what would pass as a kitchen if the sink wasn't full of bloody and rusty knives and the table wasn't nailed to the window “I'm sure Edgar had some when I met him, ahh there it is!” Johnny then came out of the kitchen with his hands behind his back “boy do I have a surprise for you Mr. Samsa!”
“what could you do that would surprise me?”
“this!” then brought out a can of bug spray and sprayed him in the eyes
“gahhhh, what the hell did you do that for?!” then Mr. Samsa's head started falling apart then Johnny sprayed his mouth arms and legs
“I'll leave you alone for now just think about what you are going to say in the future” then Mr. Samsa burst into a pile of squirming cockroaches on the floor that started scattering away if they weren't dieing then Johnny dropped the bug spray on the floor and went back to finish the letter for Devi:
to Devi-
I'm going to go into the city
to where I last saw you
the darkness is throwing a cloth upon my mind
the city is so black and empty
Woe is me with out you
the birds sing no more
yet the voices scream ever so loudly
Without you I cannot be
without you I am lost
without you I count the minutes without you
with you I wished time stood still
and then I tried making it happen
I now realize something but now it's too late
That it wasn't worth doing it
as I sit here alone
I scream in pain from the wound in my heart
yet it's now silent and without life
but the voices scream even louder
and breathing becomes oh so hard for me
without you I count the seconds without you
they aren't worth it without you by my side
please forgive me Devi I fear I'm going into a
void that I can not escape please tell me if you
still care about me in the tiniest bit at all
-Johnny c.
(Johnny then got up and left the house to send the letter. Fade to black)
**********
PART TEN:
PICK UP....
(fade from black to showing The Shadow 5 orbiting above Skitzatos Seven, snap to the lobby of an asylum for cannibals, anorexics and other eating problems with Draconas arguing with one of the nurses)
“I'm sorry were not allowed to just let patients go willy nilly this isn't a jail it's an asylum, once you come in you don't go out till your cured, dead or too severe for us then the're sent else where”
“hmmm I didn't want to do this, Tara screen please” Tara then reached in her coat and pulled out a small rectangle object no bigger than a business card and pressed the black portion of the screen it then began hovering and expanded to the size of a 19 inch monitor then said “directive?”
Draconas turned and faced it “the massive, tallest chamber” then Draconas waited a few seconds before a topless and obviously drunk Red answered the phone “wadda youu want?!”
“is it the snackz guy?” shouted Purple while hanging upside down from the roof
“ummm, we need your praise to let us take Tika with us”
“what ever...listen you stupid spooty nurses, doctors ahhh idiots just give 'im what ever he wantsh, ok”
“come on Red we're waiting” said a few female irkens off screen “well I gots ta go” said Red as a nude Purple streaked past the screen “also any one else in that room deal with them after wards”
“yes my tallest” then the screen turned off and said “directive?”
“deactivate” the screen went mini again and returned to Tara
“any problems now?” said draconas eyening her just waiting for another reason why he cant take her
“well just the fact she isn't on this planet now”
then out side a ship landed on the front door step and an irken in a lab coat with a visor came rushing in “nurse get me a stretcher STAT!”
“I'm sorry just wait over there” then Draconas and crew went over and sat in the waiting room except for Tara who kept watch wanting to see what the commotion was
then the doctor with the visor and the nurse came rushing in with an irken wearing a torn pink straight jacket and was covered in blood and dirt, Tara's antenna's then perked up she then turned into the waiting room and whispered something to Draconas
“hmmm, we'll be here longer than I expected” then Draconas and crew went out side to the dock as Draconas passed the ship he saw puddles of blood in the back he then bent down and looked at one of the syringes then took a sample of the blood then handed it to Tara “get this and analyze it I want to be sure it's her”
“yes I'll get the scientists working on this immediately” then they turned and faced the building then warped back on to The Shadow 5.
(Draconas then parts with Tara and he enters a room with an eerie green glow. Fade to black)
**********
PART ELEVEN:
ANNE GWISH
(scene opens at Cafe Le p***k with Cleo and Anne sitting in a booth with the window behind them)
“why the hell am I here”
“shhh, I got a hangover an I need a coffee”
“but so damn early in the morning?”
“yeah this place stays open 24/7 because they get the Gothic element in here at night”
“they are so sad”
“people with hangovers early in the morning”
“booze hounds”
“and beatniks and wannabe poets come here during the day”
“oh my god! what the hell is that person reading?”
“mmm it says JTHM I think I heard of that s**t, it's about some homicidal killer who was an artist/writer or some s**t like that”
“it sounds like a s**t story, you over there what the ******** you reading?”
the person reading the book put it down on a pile of other books from the series and walked up to Anne “you got a problem with it?”
“holy s**t! what is with that shirt, shirts with saying totally suck”
“get out, I'm tired, and I just want my cherry Brain-Freezy so go away you ugly b***h!”
“you did not just call me an ugly b***h”
“umm, yes I did” then he turned away from her and started walking away
“damn it need a smoke because I'm so stressed out”
he stopped walking and thought for a second then continued back to his table then a cup of coffee flew across the room and splashed all over him
“gaaahhh!, I have had it you stupid b***h” he then jumped up on his table and took out a pair of knives and pointed one at Anne “you are the embodiment of all that I hate!” he then jumped across the room and as he was landing he drove the blades into her shoulders stapling her to the booth
“what the ******** are you doing!” screamed Cleo he then took out another knife and held it point up to her jaw and said “shut up” then jammed it through her skull with the point bursting out of the top splattering greymatter on the side of Anne's face then he turned his attention back to her
“people like you are what have made me crazy!” he then picked up her cigarette and said “you need THIS don't you?”
“GET THE ******** OFF ME YOU EMO ********!” then he just stood there with a blank look on his face then said in a quiet tone of voice that would break even the most harden men “emo am I? Then why are you the one with slit wrists?”
“but I don't have...” then he took out a rusty knife out and slit her wrist multiple times while she was screaming and crying with her makeup running down her face “HOWS THAT FOR EMO!”
“uhh, sir your Brain-Freezy is ready” then he dropped the knife and polarized his personality
“ooo, cherry Brain-Freezy!” he then rushed up to the counter smiling and said “how much do I owe you?”
“it's free if you leave now”
“ok, BYE!”
(fade to black as he leaves the shop sucking on his Brain-Freezy)
**********
PART TEWELVE:
...OR DELIVERY
(fade from black to The Shadow 5 orbiting above Skitzatos Seven, snap to Tara walking down the halls of the ship then stopping out side of Draconas's private quarters)
she then knocks on the door some screams can be heard from inside then a panel slides open just big enough to see his eyes “yes?”
“that blood it does belong to her and Klik wishes to speak with you”
“Klik who?”
“the doctor with the visor”
“very well, tell him I will see him in a few minutes” then he slammed the panel before she even got a chance to respond then she turned and went back to the bridge Draconas then opened the panel to make sure nobody is out side his door when he is sure nobody is near his room he then opened the door and slinked out while a mysterious green gas and light seeped out of the room then taking brisk steps walked down the hallway breathing out the last traces of the green gas.
~~~~~~~~~~
“yes what is it Klik?”
“I'm afraid Tika won't be able to join you”
“why?”
“because she just passed away” Draconas then paced back and forth mumbling to him self then he turned to the screen and said “is her PAK still intact?”
“yes not a scratch on it, why?”
“bring me her corpse”
“why? she's dead what could you possibly do with it?”
“that is none of your concern so will you give it to me peacefully or will I rip Skitzatos Seven apart until I find it?”
in a defeated tone Klik replied “fine you win but I'm coming with her to make sure she gets a proper burial”
Draconas then let out a small chuckle “yes, yes I'm sure she will be treated with the uttermost respect”
Klik then eyed him suspiciously and said “I'll be up in a few minutes” then the screen cut out and Draconas turned around and headed to the warp chamber.
~~~~~~~~~~
Klik warped in with a stretcher with a purple body bag on it “ok I'm here now what?”
Draconas said in a blood curdling whisper “follow me” he the started walking down a hall way then Klik followed almost running to try and catch up to him when he final caught up with him he was in a cream colored hall in almost complete silence except for the soft hum of the ship and the anti grav system on the stretcher then Klik broke the silence “where are we going?”
Draconas then looked down at Klik and said “my lab”
then Klik hit the breaks on the stretcher and shouted “you're going to do an autopsy on her!”
“no something else...”
“I'm not going any further until you tell me exactly what you are going to be doing”
“hmmm, if you put it like that...” then Draconas clubbed Klik across the back of his head knocking him out.
~~~~~~~~~~
Klik then got up off the floor then slowly slid up the wall and dragged himself along the wall still being a bit groggy thought “damn that b*****d, when I get to him I will kill him” then after a few seconds he was able to walk without the support of the wall found some troopers and asked them where Draconas's lab was and they replied
“he has a lab?” then Klik wandered the halls for a while then noticed he hadn't seen another irken in a while and thought he must be near it then he found a room with the word “no entry ever” on the door he then knocked on the door and a panel slid open and Draconas looked down at Klik and then slammed it shut then Klik knocked on the door again and Draconas shouted “Piss off, I'm busy” then Klik bashed on the door and Draconas opened the panel and said “WHAT?!”
“let me in!”
“YOU'RE A DOCTOR CAN'T YOU READ!” then he slammed the panel shut again then Klik could smell the fluid that smeets are kept in while gestating then Klik started bashing on the door again and the door opened fully and Draconas grabbed Klik by the neck and lifted him off the ground and slammed him into the wall then said “if I let you in you must not ever breath a word to anyone what you see inside got me?”
Klik then nodded and Draconas dropped him on the ground letting him slump on the floor before he picked himself up and entered the dark room Klik then got up while rubbing his neck then went in to the room the door slid shut behind him at first all Klik could see was thousands of little green lights then as his eyes adjusted to the dark his jaw dropped and he said “is this room what I think it is”
“yes it's a brood pen”
“why, do you have a brood pen on board”
“a number of reasons, but the main one is it's easier to make your own recruits when you are far away from irk”
“so why did you bring Tika in here?” said Klik as he was staring at one of the smeets
“research” said draconas looking up from an electron microscope
“what kind of research?”
“follow me” then Draconas got on a hover sled and Klik got on behind him.
(fade to black as Draconas and Klik speed off down the corridor out of sight)
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