Come with us now on a journey through time and space... To the world of the might Boo-.. *whacks the mole over the head* ... stupid space moles...
Captain's log... start date a billion.. plus 1..
The heroic and brilliant Pajama Captain was at the helm, her trusty Kitsu to her side, when they came across the FORBIDDEN ZONE! Dun dun duuuuuuh!
Having the heart of a lion, The Pajama Captain pulled full speed ahead! and Kitsu having the kidney of an ostrich.. well.. I'm not sure whether that would affect him...
Within the depths of the FORBIDDEN ZONE .. dun dun duuuuuuh!!
Was the hidden space library, and after boarding it, the two brave space warriors (not sure why they are warriors now..)
ventured forth to explore.
The Pajama Captain found a small space panda, known to all in the world as an "Oni-Bunny" .. She decided to take him safe on board, mean while, Kitsu found the last known records placed in this library, as it was now...deserted..
It was the story of "Martin and the printer plight!"
A curious Kitsu he was, he read it out loud...
"There once was a stock broker named Martin"
"And every day he went to the New York Stock Exchange"
“But one day... a.. umm... a Wednesday!""They... RAN OUT OF PAPER!!!!!!"
"And so begun Martin's magical quest to the printing “
"On his travels, he came across many trials""Like ... the pit of horny female secreatries!!!! That wanted his babies!!!!”
“But he was befriended by a giant talking water dispenser! Named Derek!”
“Derek saved him by drowning them all in OVER PRICED BOTTLED MINERAL WATER hurraaaaaay!”
“Derek and Martin eventually made it to the printing office”
“Where they parted ways, friends. And Martin delivered the paper, restoring peace and order to the world of stock taking”
“The End.”
Captain's log... start date a billion.. plus 1..
The heroic and brilliant Pajama Captain was at the helm, her trusty Kitsu to her side, when they came across the FORBIDDEN ZONE! Dun dun duuuuuuh!
Having the heart of a lion, The Pajama Captain pulled full speed ahead! and Kitsu having the kidney of an ostrich.. well.. I'm not sure whether that would affect him...
Within the depths of the FORBIDDEN ZONE .. dun dun duuuuuuh!!
Was the hidden space library, and after boarding it, the two brave space warriors (not sure why they are warriors now..)
ventured forth to explore.
The Pajama Captain found a small space panda, known to all in the world as an "Oni-Bunny" .. She decided to take him safe on board, mean while, Kitsu found the last known records placed in this library, as it was now...deserted..
It was the story of "Martin and the printer plight!"
A curious Kitsu he was, he read it out loud...
"There once was a stock broker named Martin"
"And every day he went to the New York Stock Exchange"
“But one day... a.. umm... a Wednesday!""They... RAN OUT OF PAPER!!!!!!"
"And so begun Martin's magical quest to the printing “
"On his travels, he came across many trials""Like ... the pit of horny female secreatries!!!! That wanted his babies!!!!”
“But he was befriended by a giant talking water dispenser! Named Derek!”
“Derek saved him by drowning them all in OVER PRICED BOTTLED MINERAL WATER hurraaaaaay!”
“Derek and Martin eventually made it to the printing office”
“Where they parted ways, friends. And Martin delivered the paper, restoring peace and order to the world of stock taking”
“The End.”
