So today I was talking with a friend from Minneapolis such named Amanda Lee. We got to discussing various topics and the subject of pregnancy came up. Apparently everyone around us is getting pregnant and we thought it would be important to keep up with this new apparent fad.
So we decided that we should get pregnant, but with Amanda Lee in school, she didn't have much time to care for a child. Ya know? With classes, and work, and not to mention extra curricular activites, raising a child would be irresponsible. For her!
So we've come to a conclusion! I'll take on the child bearing! She's going to send me an egg in the mail and hopefully it should be here by Monday. It had to be flown in because we're freezing it and we don't want it to thaw prematurely and thus destroy the whole ordeal.
Then what we'll do is inject the egg inside my abdomen area...(Belly. I've got plenty of room there.) Then I'll carry it for nine months and when it's born Amanda will fly to Green Bay to help take care of the child. She should have graduated by then.
I'm so excited! I hope it's a girl. Then she'll look to me as "Daddy" and she'll be my princess and we'll be a big happy family.
So I'll be blogging about this experience as it's happening! I'll update you all on Monday to tell you how the injection of the egg went. I'll send some DNA and we'll build a way to fertilize it so that the whole nine months will work inside of me. So keep on the lookout on Amanda's and my baby!
Take care!
-Eric
P.S. I'm stocking the fridge with pickles and ice cream. I hear women eat that when they are pregnant, though since I'm the one whose gonna be pregnant maybe I should have stocked it with fried chicken and pudding.
 Erikku Riskadado · Sun Nov 05, 2006 @ 04:15am · 0 Comments |
