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Ok, here's a random fanfic that I felt like posting, it's on the Akatsuki from Naruto.
In order to avoid getting sued, I DID NOT WRITE THIS. ok, now that that's cleared up, on with the fic!



Akatsuki hunt

By: Klutzilla01

Klutz: I still don’t own Naruto.

Naru: And you never will.

Sasu: duh.

Saku: Are we in this?

Klutz: Not in this version!

Kiba: Aw man.

Shino: Yes.

Hina: Yay! Not another story revolving around me!

Kure: Whatever.

Kaka: You forgot to put me in!

Klutz + Kure: Who cares?

Izzy: I CAN’T GET SUED!!!

Klutz: Shush!

Izzy: fine.

ENJOY!!!

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Akatsuki Hunt 01

Klutz: Welcome everybody to the show….AKATSUKI HUNT!!

Crowd: -Cheers!-

Klutz: And my assistant … -points to older sibling- is here to help!

Izzy: Hi, I’m TheWindAlchemist and I’m here to help my younger sibling here, Klutz.

Klutz: You might know her since she is a fellow writer who specializes in parody or comedy!!

Izzy: whatever.

Klutz: Okay…. On with the show!!!

Klutz: okay! Are first contestant is…..-pulls out hat- hmm…. Aha!

Izzy: better not be Deidera…

Klutz: Deidera!!!

Izzy:-Whacks forehead.-

Klutz: -Pulls out scissors- hee hee hee….

Klutz: OH DEIDERA!!! WHERE ARE YOU!? DEIDERA!???

Dei: -COMES OUT OF ART ROOM- “Yeah?”

Klutz: -Pulls out Scissors and laughs evilly-

Dei: O-O.

SNIP! SNIP! SNIP!

Izzy: NNNOOOOOOOO!!! – Jumps on Deidera-

Dei: -Dies-

Klutz: I WAS JUST CUTTING UP CONSTRUCTION PAPER!!! WHY’D YOU HAVE TO KILL DEIDERA!?!?!?!?!?

Izzy: NNNOOOOOOOO!!! I KILLED DEIDERA!!!! NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Klutz: YOU SUCK WINDY!!

Izzy: Windy!? Oh now I’m Windy!?

Klutz: Yeah! You are!

Klutz + Izzy: Growls.

Akatsuki hunt 02

Klutz: Now we are back on…. AKATSUKI HUNT!!!

Crowd: -cheers-

Izzy: -sniffles- I…Killed…Deidera!

Klutz: -ignores Izzy and pulls out same hat! - Next is…ZETSU!?

Izzy: ZETSU!?

Klutz: -shrugs- oh well! –Pulls out plant clippers-

Klutz: ohhhhhh Zetsu? Where are you!? Zetsu? Zetsu!?

Klutz: …

Klutz: ZETSU!!! GET YOUR GREEN BUTT OVER HEAR!!

THUD!! BAM!! WHAM! SLIP! FALL! POW!

Everyone:-sweat drops-

Zet: -comes out with bruises- “Yes?”

Klutz: -holds plant clippers-

Zet: O-O

Klutz: -laughs evilly-

CLIPPITY! CLIPPITY! CLIP!

Izzy: NNNOOOOOOOO!!! –Jumps on Zetsu-

Zet: -Dies-

Klutz: I WAS JUST CLIPPING HIS PLANTS IZZY!!!

Izzy: NNNOOOOOOOO!!!! I KILLED ZETSU!!! –Cries-

Klutz: CUT!!! I’LL BE IN MY TRAILOR!!!

Izzy: -Cries over dead bodies of Deidera and Zetsu.-

Akatsuki hunt 03

Klutz: we are back on….AKATSUKI HUNT!!

Crowd: -Cheers-

Izzy: TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!

Klutz: eh?

Izzy: take me to your leader!!

Klutz: -pulls out hat- Anyway, let’s see who the hunt is on for!!

Izzy: TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!

Klutz: Shut-up!! It’s Itachi!!

Klutz: -pulls out Sasuke plushie- Ohhhhh Itachi!!!???

Izzy: TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!!!

Klutz: (shut-up!) Come out come out wherever you are, Itachi!!!???

Ita: -Comes out of forest- “What do you want?”

Klutz: -Pulls out Sasuke plushie and does strange jutsu on it.-

Ita: O-O.

Izzy: -Jumps on Itachi- TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!!

Klutz: IZZY!! YOU JUST KILLED ITACHI!!! WHAT THE HECK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!? ALL I WAS DOING WAS RETURNING ITACHI’S SASUKE PLUSHIE WHILE CLEANING IT!!!

Izzy: I killed Itachi!!! Take me to your leader.

Klutz: I don’t have one Izzy.

Izzy: Not you!! The Akatsuki leader!!!

Klutz: You mean Yodaime?

Izzy: Yes!! Take me to Yodaime!!! Now!!!

Klutz: no.

Izzy: why not!!!???

Klutz: now?

Izzy: YESS!!!

Klutz: …no…

Izzy: O-O

Akatsuki Hunt special

Klutz: Welcome back folks to…AKATSUKI HUNT!!

Crowd: -Cheers-

Klutz: But today is a very special Akatsuki Hunt!

Crowd?

Klutz: It is… THE AKATSUKI HUNT SPECIAL!!

Crowd: -Cheers harder-

Klutz: Today; I get to personally pick the contestant who is….

Izzy: -jumps on contestant- TAKE ME TO THE AKATSUKI LEADER!!!

Everybody: O-O

Contestant: -Dies-

Klutz: I-Izzy?

Izzy: What?

Klutz: Do you know who you just killed?

Izzy: -shakes head-

Klutz: …YOU JUST KILLED YODAIME!!!

Izzy: O-O

Klutz: now Sasori is going to kill you!!!

Izzy: NO DON’T SUE ME OR KILL ME!!!

Sas: WTF!!!??? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE!?

Izzy: NNOOO!!! –Jumps on Sasori-

Sas:-dies-

Klutz: IZZY!! STOP KILLING PEOPLE!!!

Izzy: I’m sorry!!!

Klutz: Oh! Hi Tobi!

Tob: What happened here? Who killed Leader-sama and Sasori-sempai?

Klutz: -Points at Izzy-

Izzy: Don’t sue! –Jumps on Tobi-

Tob: -Dies-

Klutz: STOP THAT!! TOBI WASN’T EVEN GOING TO TELL!!!

Izzy: NOOOOO!!!!

Klutz: Hey! Here comes Kisame, Hidan, and Kakuzu! Stay still.

Kisa: Hi everyone!

Izzy: -Glomps Kisame- KISAME!!!

Kisa: -Dies-

Izzy: NNOOO!!!

Klutz: THAT’S IT!!! SHOWS OVER!!!!

Izzy: -Cries-

Hid:-Walks away-

Kaku: -Runs away-

With the dead people.

Ita: -flies down-

Sas: -flies down-

Dei:-flies down

Kisa: -flies up-

Yoda: -flies up-

Tob: -flies up-

Zet: -flies up-

Klutz: Till next time folks!! Buh-bye!!!