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My Opinions Regarding: Out of Control Teenagers

Your parents are constantly wondering where they went wrong. How did their sweet little angel turn into a trashy-dressed gonerea ridden drunk with a drug addiction and gets into fights? The problem is, most people really don't know where it all starts. Whether it is influenced by television or by surrounding people, it has to come from something. They are screaming that they want to get out of their lives so they can continue this wreckless lifestyle.

This is how you take care of them. You grant them their wish. You wait until the girl goes out for a night of drinking and smoking pot (the usual) and while she is out, change the dead bolt on the door so she can't get in when she comes back at six in the morning. You put a sign on the door that reads Dear So and So, We have packed up and moved to Miami. We sold all your clothes and possessions to pay for the moving bill. Good luck with future prostituting. We hope you find somewhere better than a dumpster to live. We'll be having fun in sunny Florida. Sincerely, Your Family.

Don't actually move out, this is just to send her away. There you go, problem solved. No more problem teenager.