HOW A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX XD!!!!! ROFL!!
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like
his age rather
He had been hearing quite a bit
about 'making out'
from the older boys, and he wondered
what it was
and how it was done.
One day he took his question to his
became rather flustered. Instead of
things to Johnny, she told him to hide
curtains one night and watch his older
This he did. The following morning,
described EVERYTHING to his mother.
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for
then he turned off most of the lights.
started kissing and hugging her. I
figured 'Sis must
be getting sick, because her face started
He must have thought so too, because he
hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
way the doctor would. Except he's not as
the doctor because he seemed to have
finding her heart. I guess he was getting
because pretty soon both of them started
and getting all out of breath.
His other hand must have been cold
put it under her skirt.
About this time 'Sis got worse and began
and sigh and squirm around and slide
the end of the couch. This was when her
started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis
she felt really hot.
Finally, I found out what was making
sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his
somehow. It just jumped out of his pants
stood there, about 10 inches long,
he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from
When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her
got big, and her mouth fell open, and
calling out to God and stuff like that. She
was the biggest one she's ever seen; I
her about the ones down at the lake by
Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the
biting its head off.The eel spit on her face
a little bit and then, All of a sudden she
with both hands and held it tight while he
muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it
eel's head to keep it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she
a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying
of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a
Sis started groaning and squealing and
boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess
wanted to kill the eel by squashing it
After a while they both quit moving and
great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure
they killed the eel. I knew because it just
there, limp, and some of its insides were
Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired
battle, but they went back to courting
started hugging and kissing her again. By
the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up
started to fight again.
I guess eels are like cats- they have nine
something. This time, Sis jumped up and
kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35
struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew
dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel
off and flush it down the toilet.