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lord of yam
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 @ 06:32am
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 @ 10:56pm
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lolwut
Keeper's Diary
May 9, 1998
At night, we played Poker with Scott the guard, Alias and Steve the
Researcher. Steve was really lucky, but I think he was cheating. What
a scumbag.
May 10, 1998
Today, a high ranking researcher asked me to take care of a new monster.
It looks like a gorilla without any skin. They told me to feed them live food.
When I threw in a pig, they were playing with it... tearing off the pig's legs
and pulling out the guts before they actually ate it.
May 11, 1998
Around 5 o'clock this morning, Scott came in and woke me up suddenly.
He was wearing a protection suit that looks like a space suit. He told me
to put one on as well. I heard there was an accident in the basement lab.
It's no wonder, those researchers never rest, even at night.
May 12, 1998
I've been wearing this annoying space suit since yesterday. My skin grows
musty and feels very itchy. By way of revenge, I didn't feed those dogs
today. Now I feel better.
May 13, 1998
I went to the medical room because my back is all swollen and feels itchy.
They put a big bandage on my back and the doctor told me I did
not need to wear the space suit any more.
I guess I can sleep well tonight.
May 14, 1998
When I woke up this morning, I found another blister on my foot. It was
annoying and I ended up dragging my foot as I went to the dogs pen. They
have been quiet since morning, which is very unusual. I found that some
of them escaped. I'll be in real trouble if some of the higher-ups find out.
May 15, 1998
Even though I didn't feel well, I decided to go see Nancy. It's my first
day off in a long time. But I was stopped by the guard on the way out.
They say the company has ordered that no one leave the grounds. I can't
even make a phone call. What kind of joke is this?!
May 16, 1998
I heard a researcher who tried to escape from this mansion was shot last
night. My entire body feels burning and itchy at night. When I was
scratching the swelling on my arm, a lump of rotten flesh dropped off.
What the hell is happening to me?
May 19, 1998
Fever gone but itchy.
Hungry and eat doggy food.
Itchy itchy Scott came.
Ugly face so killed him.
Tasty.
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Itchy.
Tasty.
Just after you finish reading this, I believe a zombie (presumably the keeper) comes busting out of the closet and scares the hell out of you. Classic.
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lord of yam
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 @ 07:24pm
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 @ 01:25am
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lord of yam
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 @ 02:34am
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 @ 11:09pm
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lord of yam
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 @ 05:34pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 @ 11:15pm
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